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I got a pack of Windsor Blue Superking Menthols. Ace smoke, hardly any nicotine but tastes like mint. Can't find my lighter! That's what I call Pardise Lost. It's not on telly, but it should be.

Reading that make me sick. It’s spot on.

Got my Vuvuzela last night. Bright red with a “This is Anfield” sticker wedged on the bell-end. Can’t wait to blast it when the Sunday Supplement returns. It appeals to musician in a man.

Not true. There were 500K displaced Jewish people in Europe at the end of WW2. The allies agreed to locate 200K in the USA, 200K in the UK and the balance in Europe, which the overwhelming majority of displaced Jews welcomed and wanted. The Zionist party objected and insisted they all be sent as settlers in what was to become Israel.

Best post in this thread. Well said.

Guffaw! “Constantly changed their sound”, ya having a laugh Pal. In 20 years they have changed from grim to miserable. Radiohead play music for ugly bores who can’t dance or pull at parties. Their albums and tedious videos are a colonic sack of maudlin melodies masquerading as art. Life-sapping nails-on-blackboard masochism for pretentious poseurs, too unsophisticated to appreciate Faure’s Requiem and naff enough to confuse their dire dirge with meaningful social commentary. Radiohead are so bad they make U2 sound almost enjoyable. I feel so much better for typing that. Off to work with a blast of Metallica on full volume. Can’t wait.

Wot, no Whiskey In The Jarro? You were short changed comrade, demand ya money back. As for Bono, anyone who sues a cleaner to reclaim his “iconic hat” deserves to be permanently injured. Worra tawt.

Sarah’s a blonde and, as any blonde will tell you, this is feminine symbolism for: I love cock. Any other colour is just mumsy.

Council bin men are the Nation’s most fearless breed of man and deserve our unbridled admiration. Only a few months back one fine specimen dumped a huge wheelie-bin outside my garage as I was about to mount-up for my journey to work. Noticing my look of surprise he shrugged his shoulders and said: Fuck em. I replied: It’s my garage....... it’s me ya fucking up. Our hero replied: Fuck you then! He made my day, I couldn’t stop larfing. My axe would be directed to Prison Wardens. What is the point of these people? House the cons in safari parks and let the lions keep 'em in order. Job done.

Can someone please help? I am trying to watch the above You Tube clips, but the recording is constantly stopping every 20 seconds or so. This problem began a few days ago. Until then my You Tube link worked well. What can I do to fix the prob? Thanks.

I miss him too Pal. Finest Prime Minister the country has ever had, bar none. A truly awesome talent. Come back Tony , the nation needs you more than ever.

Heard William Haig braying on the Beeb. He said the Libs have agreed not to force an election until at least 2015. On the bright side, Daily Mail Man cometh. Lord Tebbit, (remember him?), said on R5 last night Cameron is to blame for the Tories losing a 20 point lead in the polls during the run-up to the election, the major reason being Cameron’s performance in the TV debates. Cameron had no excuses because he, Tebbit, advised him not to push-for or participate in such a venture several months ago. Go gettem Norm! The Right Wing could make this Government a good larf that will never survive 5 years. Lets hope so.

I’ll be supporting Italy as usual. They cheat, dive, moan and play dull, unattractive football. I heard on the John Peel show, the day after losing to Argentina in the semis at Italia 90 every radio station in Italy played tragic opera arias as an expression of national grief. How can anyone not support a nation of music lovers?

According to this morning’s FT economic growth of 0 .3% for first qtr of 2010 was better than expected, with growth in manufacturing of 2.7% leading the recovery. Further evidence that the praise for Gordon Brown from the international financial community for his handling of the banking crisis was fully merited. Browns instant and clear headed decision to sustain levels of public expenditure in the face of the credit-crunch drew praise at the time from Wall Street to Tokyo. His method of solving the failings of international banking became the blueprint for every country and trading-block in the free-enterprise world. Browns brilliance is testimony to the ignorance and stupidity of the British people, a firm foundation for the reactionary alliance now running the country to build upon, and is sure to cement his place in history as Britain’s finest chancellor since Roy Jenkins. In the words of the poet: John Meynard Keynes rules, Milton Friedman sucks.

Those goggles and boots look fucking ace. All that's missing is the motorbike.

Don’t forget, Coco is a Chartered Accountant. His reasons for recommending the Hicks offer instead of DIC were; greater commercial acumen, sports-club ownership experience and financial muscle. The five other chartered accountants on the board approved this astounding piece of financial analysis. On the bright side, imagine the consequences of Coco and that crew completing ya tax return.

If Raffa eat cold curry for breakfast do you honestly think, under the current ownership, he would compare it to marmite?

The general election result was boss. We don’t want to be governed by anybody, just as it should be. Anarchy rules. It’s truly ace.

I’ve actually heard of him. A Scottish lad I know told me he was really good. The lad was pissed at the time, but I’m certain he meant what he said.

My vote is for Daniel Agger, my favourite player. A terrific centre half who did well at full back. He’s Raffa’s most underrated signing and, according to Mark Lawrenson, the biggest moaner in the squad. Agger’s a big Slipknot fan too. We need more like him.

Despite many poor decisions, Raffa deserves to stay as he remains the best available candidate. He is tactically far more astute than O’Neal and Hodgeson and outwitted Mourinho in successive seasons in the CL with a smaller, cheaper and less talented squad. Until this season the squad were continually improving. That progress should not be discarded simply on this basis of this year’s disappointments. Keep him.

Dusty I can really go for, what a voice. That country & western cunt promotes the merit of deafness. Rhinestone Cowboy be fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back Johnny Rotten, the nation needs you more than ever.

Bolivar No 1. Sold in an aluminium mini dildo-sized tube. At £9 each the most expensive Cuban on the shelf. You get what you pay for, a truly ace puff that lasts for hours.

Brilliant!!!!!

If ya gonna play once a year for 8 years then any new pair will keep you comfy. If you intend playing regularly then Footjoys are a must. They are the most comfortable golf shoes bar none. Get the ones with leather, not plastic, uppers. They won't crack when you forget to clean them. Normally retail at £100, but worth every penny