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Stu, you know as well as I do his breakfast manners in no way make up for his inherent twat-ness. Now, if he'd offered you eggs benedict, Kedgeree and a champagne aperatif followed by a 'go' on Kirsty Gallagher, "on my account" then he's in with a shout at redemption. Otherwise. He's 'Twat-A'.

So basically, it's the exact fucking opposite of Mecca in that it's totally transparent and no-fucker's died in the stampede to get there before every other sheep. Fucking Moo-slums. (sorry Rash...)

A dweeb of unconscionable twatishness. Fully justifies the abolition of the license fee.

No way. Looks too much like her dad.

Snow Leopards. Any animal that can chase Gnus down cliffs rules hard.

And leave it smelling of piss. Lovely. O_o

Lost to Sunderland. :no

Marshall amp set to 'dirty' + 1978 Les Paul+deliberately stroking out an open G chord. Aural. Fucking. Bliss.

A couple more: Grandaddy - The Sophtware Slump. Lambchop - Nixon

Whilst child access, equal pay and voting rights are the backbone of the feminist cause. The lid of a pickle jar and a broken lightbulb are its kryptonite. Seriously though, I don't see many feminists calling for reform or even repeal of current divorce/ child custody and pension rights laws. Despite theses laws being based on the outdated presumption that the man was the breadwinner and the woman was essentially barefoot, pregnant and tied to the kitchen sink.

Had a great knack of arriving into the box late did Nando. I can't help but think how he would have fared now we've got Pennant, Gonzalez and Aurelio whipping in crosses left and right...

:D

I was waiting for the train to Liverpool for the Boavista game that night. Mate told me the Libyans had flown two fighter jets into the WTC. "What? How the fuck...no way!" says I. The train buzzing with half-baked stories, none of which came close too the reality. Watched it all unfold on CNN in the Vines. New then we were gonna go to war over this. The game became an irrelevance.

(Apologies for shit quality - the original version got pulled :( ).

*shudder*

So you could, in fact, have a square pitch? O_o

So Pini Zahavi's building a 'stable'? He'll only ever have a limited pool of players that very few clubs will be willing to buy from at inflated prices. Even then their transition into 'world class' players depends on far more factors than how good they are at 14. How many false messiah's have we seen truly make the transition from promising youngster to valuable player? It's clubs that make a player, not pushy investors trying to make a buck off the big boys.

I'm fortunate enough to be in a profession that is by and large a meritocracy. Thankfully, employment laws these days protect most workers from the unscrupulous. Unfortunately, unions these days don't protect those that need protecting the most.

The defence rests, your honour.

2-0 Us. Kuyt Brace. (one scrappy, one sublime). You read it here first. ;)

In the absence of 'ice cold' Didi, gotta be God.

Q:Crouch or Kuyt? A: "Resist the Devil" Wha..?

And assuming photons were created at the precise moment of the big bang.

Stag weekends have proved I'm a second-day man. Friday night will be gay; six pints and I'm done - first back to the hotel. Saturday, however, will be epic: The first pint on a hangover- be it Staropramen or Stones, doesn't matter- is pure fucking nectar. And on it goes. Most I've managed is 16 pints between noon and 10pm, then onto cocktails in a club. I was a write-off for three days after, mind. I ain't proud.

Those who remember Mimi's predecessor, the sublime Francesca Gonshaw.(her who'd pant "GhrhrghRenne!") :drool: Sorry, no pics or screen name to back this up, but trust me, you would... ;)