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51 pages and I haven't added my three. Terrible. Stanley - an outdoors cat who sounds like a pair of bagpipes being slowly deflated when he wants something. Also gives off some sort of feline soundwave that makes it impossible to get a camera to focus on him, possibly due to his life as a career-criminal: Mavis - an emotional over-eater who has the loudest shout of any cat that I have ever come across. Figuratively speaking: Molly - an old lady who would much prefer it if the other two hadn't been rescued. Has old lady farts and is liable to tear out your throat if the mood takes her:

What they said.

Happiness Then < Happiness Now Weight Then > Weight Now Money Then > Money Now Shit Talked Then = Shit Talked Now I'm like a totally different person, both mentally and physically, and actually owe quite a lot of that to a couple of people off this very forum; I have charted quite a few parallels with Mr Lurtz as it happens, although I of course bow to his superior age.

When cooking, I rarely use stock as I find cubes unsettling due to their pointy edges.

1. Outstanding cheesy song. And I like-a-the-cheese. 2. Yes, she would. 3. See below. [YOUTUBE]qf_LzWQ0jpI[/YOUTUBE]

And to think that you (nearly) berated me for using a George Foreman... Many of you will be aware of this site: The UK Camp Site for Tent and Caravan Campers in the UK Exceptionally useful - shows which sites are adults only (yaaay), have electric hook-ups/wi-fi (both of which are essential components of going under canvas in my opinion), and loads of reviews. Very, very handy for finding a site; the only problem being that after having a certain degree of comfort it felt like we were roughing it at V. (The big tent is going with us next year).

The original FACT.

1. Word 2. Sisters 3. Some Glad to help.

He's our no-brainer now.

'Tis done, sir.

A belated happy birthday to a fellow lover of fluffy animals.

Ah yeah, the packing - not quite yet - it's all this campaigning malarkey - I think "Right, just check facebook and then pack ... oh - hang on, twitter - shit, 23 new emails - hmm the GF seems like a good place to go to next..." And at that point the cycle starts again; I'll be bloody glad of a holiday, although even then I'll be knocking together another video for the fb group and probably looking for wi-fi spots just to "keep an eye on things".

In that case, Lindos on Rhodes is the place for you; really, really lovely place, nice and quiet, plus not too tricky to get to Rhodes Town. I fucking love Greece.

I thought you were offering a sexual favour involving yoghurt then. Disappointed. In answer to your question - "hope so", as ash-cloud permitting we're off to Zakynthos on Thursday. Going on past experience things shot up in price after Greece left the drachma behind and joined the Euro - this resulted in the death of a couple of resorts (Roda on Corfu being a good example), so I would like to think (hope?) that there would be a bit more of a measured response. I will report back with any findings...

Assuming that the technology doesn't exist to re-animate John Smith as some sort of Zombie Ruler (Nuclear deterrent? We've got an undead dude captaining our ship), I would like to see Alan Johnson get it, as I love Peep Show.

Indeed, although in the context of the thread I was of course referring to a ska version. Good call on "In the Middle of The Night", there are simply not enough songs about underwear thieves. Apparently "Close Escape" was written as a follow-up. [YOUTUBE]-E0kalWHWF4[/YOUTUBE]

I would also recommend anyone with the slightest bit of interest in ska/reggae to go and see The Harder They Come, the musical, which is touring again this year: [YOUTUBE]XNizQKmv21w[/YOUTUBE] Facebook Page for The Harder They Come We first saw it in 2008 and are heading back in a couple of weeks; splendid stuff. Offal - tour dates etc..

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Sorry it has taken me so long to reply, I may well have been. This is why a MegaRep needs to be created; a bit like Megatron, but more positive. (Although thinking about it, there could well be the "Negatron", which would be the opposite of a MegaRep.)

Those who utter this phrase have usurped the knobends who say "People think I'm a bit mad, me" at the top of The List. They have been warned.

Adults, you say. I'd still go with spackeroo, but for a more "adult theme" you could try a Special Needs Swingers Party - they all stick their car keys in a bowl and proceed to bang like shit-house doors in the wind. But wait! They cannot drive, due to the DVLA trying to decrease the number of mong-based traffic "incidents" - as such they have no car keys and have to sit the game out. The lessons learnt are: 1. It's not fun being a mong, as no-one will let you play. 2. Motability my arse. I think it would be ace if I was allowed to drive. 3. Sharp keys are dangerous. 4. You will probably die a virgin if you are speshelle. Glad to be of further assistance.

"Spackaroo"; find the child who has the most OCD-like symptoms and mix up the order of his (face it, it's going to be a boy) coloured pencils - he will then curl up in a ball on the floor and start rocking back and forth, possibly muttering. All the other kids have then got to hang their coats, bags and any other household objects on the kid's back* - when he finally erupts in a socially-inept rage, and has his 11-year-old "Falling Down" moment, the game is over. The lesson learnt? "Don't make an ass out of a mong". You are welcome. *extra points for a pick axe, coil of rope or bucket.

Great stuff sir - I saw The Aggrolites last year and you can't help but be impressed with them - my personal favourite: [YOUTUBE]Dy2PVEvvy9s[/YOUTUBE] Another more modern lot to watch out for are Westbound Train [YOUTUBE]vQ28O-7IVtc[/YOUTUBE] Who took their name thus.. [YOUTUBE]gUil1sDCVt8[/YOUTUBE]

I have tried to rep you twice today, but alas I need to spread it around. Very, very impressed with Matt Smith, and for what it's worth I thought that Ecclestone was fantastic and that Tennant was a cock who put me off watching the show.