Adam_M
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The anarchic, malevolent (exceptions made to cats and other furry cuddly living beings) geniuses of 4chan have come up with this.* *Bandwidth-saving git that I am, do I get a medal?
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Huge dollops of truth has been served there.
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AWESOMENESS. Never has so much WIN encapsulated in in so little invective package.
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To be fair, Diamanti has been one of their best players. Ilan, whose goals for them have come at crucial times to say the least, is on a fucking pittance as well compared to his other more "illustrious" team mates.
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Ace insult.
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Beat me to it
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No. Why should I? Just a cursory glance at the title and, what a bonanza! A chance to have a go at a playing staff of the club. The point still stands. All the Monday night games shouldn't stop a professional footballer who happes to be the vide-captain of the team from trying to keep it on the deck instead of launching it forward all the fucking time. And Jamie is not the only guilty party here, the Greek was just as bad.
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Oooh, now we're really into Slur's territory. Blaming all and sundry but yourself. All the train journeys in the world shouldn't preclude you from having a bit of footballing and tactical nous instead of of hoofing it upfield ad nauseum. Bad form that is Jamie.
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The brunette at 0:24 and 3:42... I would. "ANDRIY VORONIN" hard.
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Ramos can't defend for toffee mate, brilliant going forward though. In fact we have a player of similar ilk in our books currently. Plays at right back too! Cornrows, tatts galore, 18 million quid price tag... Seriously mate, Bob's like a fuckin Kryptonite to the dimunitive Super Argie. He had him in his pocket when we played Barca (a masterstroke from Rafa too, shifting him from RB to LB to nullify Messi). I read on here somewhere that Bob had done the same thing too when he was with Deportivo, the mad bastard with his Tom Yum Goong-style, flying knee-to-the-back-of-head goal celebrations.
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Best player in the world right now? Naahh, come the next clasico Manuel Pelligrini will do the sensible thing and assign Bob "Anti-Messi" Arbeloa to man-mark the fuck outta him and watch 15% of Barcelona's attacking intent dissipates into thin air. But there's 85% left for him to worry right? Seriously I hope Barcelona will tear those Franco-lovin' diddlefucks a new one next Sunday.
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Now that's a damning indictment of the quality of our play in the attacking third, isn't it? More often than not this season, Torres has to come up with something special, manufacture a chance for himself as opposed to being on the receiving end a whipped cross from the flanks or a threaded pass from the centre.
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Jairzinho.
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Smash 'er lads!
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Obsessed? Naaahhhhh...
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W...T...F... Heard it all now...
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Fook me sideways, is that Luis Aragones in that clip? In a club jacket as well! I'd watch my back if I were you, Rafa lad...
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Ah yes, the same man who basically shouted his bollocks off at The Ninja against City a forthnight ago for "feigning injury"? Surprised that Carra didn't lend his "helping hand" for a fellow stricken team mate like the one he proferred to Pennant though. Wonder if the tables were turned against him and Skrtel (or Pennant) returned the favour. Saw the replay of the incident and granted, it was just an ankle-tap but they do hurt like hell. I love Carra and hope he will remain at the club in a coaching capacity after his playing days are over but I'd dread the day the physioterapist position at the club become vacant. The happy days of Phil "Doctor Death" Boersma, Act II :whistle: Some Unlucky Fucker in a Liverpool Shirt : ARRGGHH!! I THINK I BROKE MY LEG!!! IT BASTARD HURTS!!!! The New & Improved JC (physio kit, water bottles an' all) : Get up, yer great big jessie...
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THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY! ARE YOU ROYALTY!?
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Yup, sorry lads for the wrong info. Sign him up as well. :yes:
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Saw Dossena on the telly in their U21 Final win against Chile. By all accounts he had an OK game, but he supplied a peach of a pass for Osvaldo(sp?) for the only goal of the game. I'd sign him up on that basis alone. Feck me, the Eyeties sure have an excellent bunch of young un's in their hands.
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I'll hold my hands up that Kuyt is not exactly my cup of tea, but he has been excellent recently. Don't know if this has been brought up, but I think he has a great cross in him and it really came to me as a pleasant surprise. IMHO only Gerrard is a better crosser of the ball than him that we have in the club right now. He created two of El Nino's goals against the Hammers and against the barcodes he whipped some tasty crosses from the right flank; those vicious, low ones delivered right smack dab in that area of uncertainty between defenders and the goalkeeper. How many goals have those fooking Mancs scored over the years from balls delivered from the flanks by the likes of Giggs or Beckham? Far too many for my liking and it is really refreshing to see one of our own capable of doing just that. The formation that we are employing has seen us playing a style of football that is an utter joy to watch and is really bringing the best out of Kuyt. I also noticed that during the game Pennant tried to whip them as opposed to floating the ball like he usually does. Just shows that he took some time off from all that flexing (sorry Rash!) with his mates and scoured the Interweb to read the opinions of fellow Reds regarding the method and quality of his deliveries from wide areas :whistle: Keep working on them Pennant lad and you'll do fine.
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A bit harsh there mate. Against Bolton you could see the tactical manacles were still there but the players weren't robot-like in carrying the gaffer's tactical instructions and were more positive in an attacking sense. You are right though concerning the mentality. At the Reebok, it was spot-on and that's why we got the points.
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My bad. I believe in the inherent goodness of the human heart, me. If such occurrence were to take place, dulcet remarks such as 'that lucky fat spanish bank-manager look-alike git' or the timeless 'jammy, spawny redshite cunts' would get a more than usual airings from our blue brethrens i'm afraid.
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Nope, we'll finish fifth AND lift Big Ears in May. Everton will pip us to the last CL spot but will still find themselves looking forward to exhillirating footballing escapades in exotic locations against luminaries such as Rapid Bucharest or the all-conquering Metalist Kharkiv. Talk about history repeating itself. The spectacle of watching a sober, reasonable and cognizant average person on the street with blue affliations metamorphosing into a incandescent, bile-spewing, incomprehensible Gollum look-alike replete with hatred for all things red will be too painful to watch... not.