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Adam_M

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  1. Anthony fucking Taylor from Greater fucking Manchester reffing a Liverpool game. Yeah, what could go wrong?
  2. Fuck me, Johnson is one brainless mofo,
  3. Coutinho is just not in the races at the moment.
  4. Spot on. National teams (the 90s Germany with Mattheus) and club sides used to winning year in year out (the Mancs with Giggs) can afford this luxury. We simply don't.
  5. Fuck me sideways, people having a pop at both Mignolet and Johnson for the second goal but what about the contribution (or lack thereof) of Mr. I'm-scared-of-losing-my-place-in-that-plane-heading-towards-Brazil Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard? Another thing that really fucks me off is that where was he when Suarez and Sturridge were getting kicked from pillar to post by those fucking neanderthals? Can you imagine the likes of Keane or Vieira just shrugging their shoulders had it been their teammates who were on the receiving end of those challenges?
  6. Fuck England off, Stevie. You know it's the right thing to do. Totti did the same for Roma and nowadays at 37 are still turning out MOTM performances for Roma week in, week out.
  7. Apart from 2 excellent efforts from dead ball situations and that cross to Sturridge that the latter somehow got his shoulder to, Gerrard was somehow less than pisspoor today. Constantly losing posession especially in the 2nd half, when he started showing that hangdog facial expression of his when the chips were down I knew the game was lost. Do the right thing Brendan, either shift him to the right where his crossings are still top-notch or bench him.
  8. jim "james" fucking beglin has been an utter, utter cock for the foxsports coomentary. ex-red indeed...
  9. Suso just wide. He's really wasted on the wings. Still the team's shape looks solid so no complaints here.
  10. You mean a certain English winger who's currently doing his best Tom Daley impressions for a certain Manchester-based, American-owned plc managed by certain a Knight of the Realm? Scurrilous lie! :whistle: **scurries off to Daily Heil website**
  11. For a right back, Glen Johnson is quite reluctant to use his RIGHT foot, opting to cross/square with his left. Should have been 1-0. Kuyt with a bad miss.
  12. Some serious man-love going on between Suarez and Gerrard tonight. Normally such public display of affection between two consenting male adults would bring a reaction not too dissimilar to my first ever Goatse (you homophobic twat...) but bugger me sideways with a rubber John Holmes replica dick, that really is pleasing in the eye. Superior players + excellent off-the-ball movement + slick passing + shooting boots ON + Anfield crowd = bumming for the opposition. Easy peasy, this footballing malarkey.
  13. 8 fucking weeks?! Bugger bollocks and hairy women's bits!! Opportune moment for Coates to step up to the plate. Every cloud and all that...
  14. Hmm, that does sound like someone who used to captain us, doesn't it? Ooohh I know this one!! Tall, blonde, elegant? Goes like a privy door when the plague is in town? *puts on tin hat* No? How 'bout tall, blonde and elegant with facial features that look as if they're chiselled from a solid block of granite? With apologies to one of the greatest Finns to have ever put on the red shirt, (the other being Jari "Ooh what a great mullet I've got" Litmanen) the similarities are absolutely spot-on. Beshrew me, his progress is surely one to watch! Note to self: These Blackadder marathon sessions have gotta stop...
  15. Fucking hope not mate. Clangers galore, but fuck me sideways he's always raised his game when it's against us (his fingertip save from Gerrard's piledriver last season springs to mind). Come to think of it that, the Schwarzers and the Sorensens of this world always do.
  16. Good shout. He's got the likes of Donato and the elegant water-carrier Mauro Silva covering for him. Heck, even Valeron's not averse to putting in a shift back then. Mauro Silva IMHO is the most underrated player in European football, in that that the more anonymous he is, the better he plays. Something that I see Lucas is trying to emulate. He's in good company.
  17. If it's cool enough for the inventors of Caturday, hey, who am I to argue? I believe that you my friend, have been in Wrongland for far too long to appreciate the fact that cats are such awesome creatures that they can be in fucking bell bottoms yet still ooze class and coolness Winston "I solve problems" Wolfe can only dream about.
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