Gray Riley

Watched Eto play for Mallorca when i was on holiday and then confidently reported back to everyone that he was over rated and was shite when you saw him play live - he'd never make it at a big club. Chief scout material here...

Or we could blood them and sell them on prematurely whilst retaining inferior more expensive options as was the case with Stephen Warnock.:whistle:

His family have also request a round of applause at his funeral cos he always wanted a big hand.

"Stomps off" to produce a great photoshopped Liverpool ticket by any chance???

:santa: Is anyone good on photoshop? I'm after a mock up Liverpool ticket saying Liverpool v ????? as I'm arranging for someone to attend a game in the New Year as a Christmas present but I'm not sure what date they can make yet. Any help is greatly appreciated. ...and I realise it won't be accepted at the turnstiles :D

Gotta be Madrid. We've not played them competitively for ages so it'll be ideal

Yeah, it is a bit of a generalisation when you've got players like Makelele and err...shit suppose we'd struggle after that

Yeah but mention to a blue that you reckon Newcastle are are much bigger club than they are, sit back and enjoy the fireworks. Two piss poor clubs with differing opinions on why they are the bigger of the two. Comedy genius

Yeah just picked up a K800i. Tonnes of features on it and the video seems ok. Needs a memory stick if your going to be storing more than a couple though. Camera on it is quality.

No, but I know a green leopard in Enfield.

Random 80's song http://youtube.com/watch?v=3FtKYOtOIkE

1 sending off, 4 yellow cards. First corner on 6 minutes.

Yeah I know what you mean. I've been up for an hour, totally unheard of for a weekend, but can't sleep until we've got this one out of the way.

Thing about Luis is though, no matter how much people get on his back he still goes looking for the ball rather than duck under the radar and become anonymous. Agreed, his knack for losing possession is a major pain in the arse but what a great little through ball to set up the equaliser.

Thought Crouch was poor too. For me he was looking to glance the ball on far too often without taking responsibilty on himself. That being said he took his goal really well but it wasn't enough to mask an otherwise disappointing performance by the big fella. Judging by the impact Kuyt made Crouch will have to be on top of his game to stay in the side.

It's past 9pm. The poor lad is spending his first night in the cells now awaiting his transfer to Barlinie

Is that the 11th St bar?

Nah, my will eat almost anything - candles, pot pouri included, but will turn their noses up at lemons and that's it. (They're rather partial to Doritos as well aren't they Zippy?)

For the game or do you just want the company for a day out or something :whistle:

He's a quality fella and I hope Wigan do really well again this season - apart from against us obviously.

My lawn needs mowing if you can spare an hour

Ed de Goey. What a 'tache.

But isn't that what Bellamy is known for?

Playing FM and a scouting report was requested from the Greek league. Came up with what has got to be the strangest footballer's name ever - 'Thankgod Amaefule'. Plays up front for PAOK. Got to be a piss take surely