alles ist gut

Fixed (unless you really meant 1951, in which case I yield the floor to Mr. @stringvest )

3rd round Youth Cup tie away to Spurs to take place on December 2nd, at Stevenage Borough. https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/academy/374004-liverpool-announce-date-for-fa-youth-cup-tie-at-tottenham

He’d have to get on the pitch to get booed...

He could do a job there, the problem is that he’s banned for calling Curry Gravy a mong on Insta

“Amazon Exclusive Version with Chris Kamara Christmas Card.” Also, Santa Baby? Sung by a man? What the fuck?

1970 Five Easy Pieces 1971 Straw Dogs 1972 The Godfather 1973 The Exorcist 1974 Blazing Saddles 1975 One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest 1976 Network 1977 The Hills Have Eyes 1978 Midnight Express 1979 Being There

Fixed.

Danny Murphy isn’t bright enough to read all of The Very Hungry Caterpillar without help.

Top, top B.A. Baracus reference.

Little things that brighten your day : Another US shooting and General Election 2019

Appeared to be playing centrally on Saturday.

Well, that requires O-C to get through a whole fortnight unscathed himself, for a start...

Suddenly our tactic of ‘not marking him’ makes sense!

A correction, of sorts... Taiwo Awoniyi : The real reason for his non-involvement for Mainz at the weekend is that... well, he's in Egypt, with the Nigeria squad at the Under-23 African Cup of Nations. After being out of luck in front of goal in the 1-0 defeat by Ivory Coast, he scored his first goal since May in the 3-1 win over Zambia this evening, finishing a counter-attack in stoppage time by taking the ball round the Zambian keeper and sidefooting it into the empty net from 25 yards out. Next up, South Africa, on Friday.

“Anita Harris says Brick layer, June Whitfield says Brick outhouse, and Kenny Everett says something we can’t broadcast. What do you think?”

No, Debenhams, I do NOT need emailing to be told that you have a FUCKING christmas advert on the 12th of FUCKING NOVEMBER, you FUCKS

Top, top Spanish Mr. Bean analysis there.

And it just don't stop! Loris Karius : More Euro misery for the German on Thursday as the 3-1 defeat at Braga (where he was at fault for at least two of the goals) means that Besiktas are unable to qualify for the knockout phase of the competition. Bounced back with another domestic clean sheet in last night's 1-0 win over Denizlispor, leaving them three points off the top after 11 games. Still spending his international breaks shopping and sunbathing, and it's not like Leno, Neuer or ter Stegen are Dean Henderson, is it now? Sheyi Ojo : Unused sub on Thursday, then got half an hour off the bench yesterday against Livingston once the game was already won. Liam Miller : Came on in the second half for Kilmarnock, who were looking to take advantage of Hamilton being down to 10 men, but could not find a winner as the game finished 2-2. Now away with Canada (which means sitting on a bench next to Dave's Boy (retired) Junior Hoilett, watching Alphonso Davies). Harry Wilson : Scored one of the best goals of the weekend from a immaculately-executed corner for Bournemouth, but couldn't stop them falling to a 2-1 defeat at Newcastle. Now away with Wales (which means sitting as far away from Giggseh as possible, while Daniel James feigns injury). Marko Grujic : Unused substitute against Leipzig as he was scapegoated for the tepid display in the derby defeat by Union, making him blameless for the 4-2 loss to the energy drink-fuelled visitors. Still ignored by the Srbian national team. Nat Phillips : Also an unused substitute by Stuttgart in their 1-0 defeat by Osnabruck. Not on international duty, due to Manchester not being an independent member of FIFA (yet). Taiwo Awoniyi : Not involved as Mainz lost again 2-3 to Union Berlin. He's not getting that all-important international debut this season, is he? Ben Woodburn : Still out injured with his broken foot, missing Oxford's 2-0 FA Cup win at Hayes & Yeading. Misses the chance to be ignored by Giggseh. Rhys Williams : Still out injured with his broken face, missing Kiderminster's 4-2 home defeat by King's Lynn. Misses the chance to flick snot at Bobby Duncan with England Under-19s. Shamal George : Still at Marine. Missed a near-post corner against Pontefract Collieries, cancelling out the opener from pre-season legend and promising young quantity surveyor Craig Lindfield. It finished 1-1. Allan : Played twice for Fluminense this week, a win at Sao Paulo on Thursday followed by defeat at home to Internacional. Six games left, one point above the drop zone, it's looking grim. Kamil Grabara : Huddersfield finally lost a game under the Cowleys, 3-1 at high-flying Preston North End. Could have done better at his near post with the second goal, should avoid the blame for the opener, and the pelanty that finished the scoring was probably unstoppable. Now away with Poland Under-21s, in Bulgaria - not much sunbathing.

Where would they find the cash? They can’t even find the Arteta money

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/academy/372864-rhian-brewster-liverpool-u23s-premier-league-cup