tokyojoe

What.a.fucking.joke.

I'm going ashore in the dark and start a fight with a load of Feyenoord fans now.

You lot might be watching a pile of shite but I'm listening to one. I'm trapped in the boats lounge unable to talk to anyone as some bint doing a one person karaoke to all the stuff like Carpenters, Celine Dion normally quiet enough in the background music but this bird is blasting it out with the volume you'd normally associate with a fucking Appolo moon launch. Shes got some dim bats dancing now. Im seriously going to kill someone if either or both of these scenarios continue.

I'm on a river cruise in Holland with 50/ 50 WiFi and no sport TV. Doubt I'll be able to go ashore tonight either. First I'll see of this is a recorded MOTD when I'm back Friday night. This is what happens when a woman plans the holidays. Just fuck'em sideways Reds.

When's the DVD out?

Done. Full marks to your lad Cath.

Big Vern

Deffo those two. This can be done.

Terrible news mate. Hope everything works out OK for her.

RIP.

And your point is?

In the old days, plenty of people had trannies. That was how we were checking up on other scores. You're point is?

I suppose I was spoiled. I was brought up on the Kop in the 70s / 80s. It did have it's off days though.

Worra knob.

A day I want to forget.

Twat.

I went to one when I was 39 years old having left school at 18. Got quite a boost as a few lads came up to me and knew my name. I was scratching my head thing who the fuck are you but then they did introduce themselves and I remembered their names. They had lost their hair, I hadn't. Still had my boyish good looks. (still have before anyone takes the piss) Met a couple of the girls who I once had the hots for and any adolescent fantasies where well shattered there.

I was lucky. I had prostate cancer and my GP spotted it early. Had 20 days of radiotherapy and it was sorted. Still scared thinking about it. Luck of the draw I suppose.

Full marks for doing that yourself. Most importantly, NO FUCKING BEANS!

Sorry mate. Bloody horrible.

Shame most of HMRC's systems don't work properly.

Overrated: Queen

Why is it they are utterly incapable of ending a telephone conversation? Her Indoors was on the blower to her mate this morning and she had the speaker on so I could hear both sides. It must have been at least 20 times I heard OK, have a nice Easter or similar and then one of them sparks up and and starts off with some more meaningless drivel. A five minute conversation extended to about 40 minutes.

I'll never forget that Leicester game.

RIP