If you were from Ormskirk where would you says it's by?

[cloggypop]

My mate lives there and when I was back I ended up in a pub called The Railway. I live in The Netherlands but this was far too much for the locals who were convinced that they had never met me because I lived in Upholland .

[Antynwa]

She probably says when she's going to town, she doesn't mean Liverpool

[Harry Squatter]

People from southport hate being associated with Liverpool I worked in Cambridge with some snotty twat from there and as she was from the Liverpool office everyone would say "what's it like in Liverpool" she kept getting a cob on because she was always going out of her way to emphasise that she was from southport and not Liverpool, taking great pleasure in telling people that it was nowhere near Liverpool and that it was not as rough or common as Liverpool. I just told people that it was a place where old people go to die

[s(k)aturation]

People from southport hate being associated with Liverpool I worked in Cambridge with some snotty twat from there and as she was from the Liverpool office everyone would say "what's it like in Liverpool" she kept getting a cob on because she was always going out of her way to emphasise that she was from southport and not Liverpool, taking great pleasure in telling people that it was nowhere near Liverpool and that it was not as rough or common as Liverpool. I just told people that it was a place where old people go to die

 

My best mate's great grandfather was born in Southport.

 

Does that explain why my mate used to wear slippers and a dressing gown at 24?

[Harry Squatter]

Yeah, I think it does. I played for a fball team up there and they hated scousers with a passion,always saying "mind your wallets the scousers are here" and moAning that there were too many of us playing for them and that we should find our own team, fuck off back to a Liverpool league so we can rob people and start fights there instead.

[jamespp]

If she said she's from Liverpool shed get called a plazzy wannabe, can't win

[Section_31]

Southport I'd say. When we used to get the train there as a kid stations like Ormskirk are when I knew I was in the zone.