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The Land Of Nod.

YorkshireRed · 2022-10-16T11:22:00+0000

Uncut heroin will put you to sleep forever but I tend to lean to wanking myself into the Arms of Morpheus, oblivion. A hot water bottle and a rusk usually does the trick.

By YorkshireRed,
October 16, 2022 in GF - General Forum

Followers 0

How Do You Sleep?
43 members have voted

1. My sleeping skills are abysmal. What about you?
- I sleep like a baby every night.
  
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- I have the odd bad night, but I’m mostly ok.
  
  8
- I sleep well post nooky (or masturbation for the married and/or Star Wars fans) but struggle otherwise.
  
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- I have no problem falling to sleep, but wake up in the early hours and struggle from there on in.
  
  13
- I sleep well, but only if I’ve medicated myself in some way (legal or otherwise).
  
  2
- Sleep is for wimps.
  
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- I have young children, or an old prostate, so it is what it is.
  
  8
- I normally struggle with sleep, but now I’ve opened this thread, I can feel a nap coming on.
  
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