TheBitch

Can’t get a red rawl plug in work. Can’t take a van over the Runcorn bridge because it costs £2. Spend tens of thousands on unnecessary scaffolding. Stop buying office staff staples at Old Trafford, spend tens of millions on shite players. Crack on you Brexit cunt.

I felt like I needed to get something out of the cunt, it’s a hell of a jacket.

Feel for all you lads who aren’t in the group chat.

I don’t think everyone is finally on board.

You’re a maniac, Code. I currently couldn’t tell you who our best player is, but I do know that it’s no longer Mo Salah.

I have never used Teams. Pretty happy with that.

Not seen anyone mention How To with John Wilson, it’s on iPlayer. 18 episodes just under 30 mins long. It’s a comedy documentary where he starts an episode with a random idea like How to throw out your batteries and he takes to the streets of New York with his camera filming people, talking to people and it veers from the insane to the ludicrous and somehow fits comedy, darkness and sadness into each episode. A bit like Louis Theroux with a handheld camera.

Seems somewhat ironic that our first clean sheet in about 15 games and I thought he was shit last night, so slow and ponderous to bring it out and pass it forward.

We’ve gone from… The new manager has got one of the best squads in Europe to work with… to… We’re shite and half the squad want binning off. So fair play to us for that.

Proper shite, this.

That miss by Mo is truly appalling by his standards.

That team is winning 4-1 at 90 mins. Then concedes a pen in the 95th minute. It’s what we do.

Big plane beaut.

Truss is demented.