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Juve sporting director Giuseppe Marotta insists they will not pay the reported £16million required to land the Italian international. "There is a buy-out clause that has to be activated by May 15," Marotta told Sky Sport Italia. "We'll try to reach an agreement before the deadline. I can certainly say we will not sign Aquilani for the sum set by Liverpool." Probably just a ploy to haggle over the price while we are paying his wages.

Just had a mess round with it now and it's decent, not quite as addictive as the Pacman one but still a nice distraction.

"It's awful she's been kidnapped, but for me it's been very upsetting and obviously for my family, my friends" Or put another way: "How much money can I get for this?" Fuck off love. Someone pinched your picture from facebook where you placed it on public view and used it in their blog. At least have the guts to say you're going to sue someone rather than plead how terribly upset you are by the unwanted publicity ON FUCKING NEWSNIGHT.

My friend is a conductor in an orchestra and he has arranged for the next concert to include my favorouite classical music!! How lovely is that!!!!!! :-0

First pic of Bane is up Fuck me Hardy looks big. First Image Of Tom Hardy's Bane Online | Movie News | Empire

The way I see it, if enough pics of different people are posted, one of them is bound to be her/him.

Anybody have/had one of these , i'm thinking about sticking one in the back garden but not sure who or where to buy from to get the best deal. Quite like these billyoh things BillyOh 28mm Frontier Seattle 12' x 13' Log Cabin Summerhouse: Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors

Nirvana (live unplugged) Nirvana best of (type thing) The Doors Nelly 1 song Lady Gaga 1 song Fight Club soundtrack Justice Metallica Dinosaur pile up 1 song Billy Talent Dane Cook comedy Louis CK comedy Midlake Dr Dre Hans Zimmer Inception Hans Zimmer MW2 theme My new phone isn't well stocked yet, but this is the general affair on my headphones this year. I doubt it can be bettered.

Blake Lively is an American actress who appeared in The Town and the upcoming Green Lantern. SHe has been the subject of some leaked photos which are believed to be geniune. They look like her and apparently some of the detail matches genuine photos of her including the phone Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.

From Popbitch: A Newcastle FC insider made an interestingclaim to us. The story goes that while manager Alan Pardew draws a relatively lowbasic salary, he stands to earn much bigger amounts in bonuses based around the profit he makes for the club on player sales. Which would have made Andy Carroll's 35m transfer rather goodbusiness. And Jose Enrique's imminenttransfer to Man Utd or Liverpool morelikely than the "fantastic new contract"said to be on offer.

Ronnie Rosenthal and Maxi Rodriguez, your miss took one hell of a beating. [YOUTUBE]FWGDaGhnPhE[/YOUTUBE]

can anybody help me ,i parked my car in a ncp car park at a railway station yesterday ,i bought a ticket which allowed me to stay there till 4 in the morning i was delayed and got back 10 oclock this morning only to find a penalty charge notice on my car for £75 .is it worth appealing or as someone suggested to me just ignore it

Ok, not quite what it says on the tin, (not unless one of you fancies posting a piccy or two of your boobies of course) however..... For those who didnt make it to the last few rounds, a little something for you to do while the others get on and maybe win the competition. So the following are in this regardless of the fact they actually take part or not. Paulie Dangerously Chinandeler Bong Indian Red Scousa Tomo Melons Lee909 Those who are knocked out in the next couple of rounds will be added as and when the other rounds end, so they need to all be thinking about this too. Anyway, the challenge. You have to create/make a GF championship belt. No drawings, no internet techi 3D shite, but a hard copy made by your own fair hand GF championship belt. You can decide which material to use (nothing fair trade though) (ie no weaved from your own belly button fluff type thing) But it has to be hand/home made, with the relevant GF champion emblazoned upon it. So go mad, and make it as GF as possible. Obviously you will have to take a pic of it, and I would appreciate it if you could send it to me via the PM thing, once I have them all, I will post a thread allowing the members to vote for their favourite via a poll. The winner will receive an honour that I will not yet disclose. So get going and do your best. Any questions, direct them to http://WWW.G&H@totalcunts.org/US "Disclaimer" If that addy actually goes to something, I take no responsibility whatsoever.

Right drove my car to work this am did a ton down the bypass no problem. Drop car off at Kwick Fit at 2.30pm - failed MOT on emissions, rear brakes, said blue smoke was emitting from exhaust (been driving for me) said it was possibly head gasket gone! Christ no warning light on engine, nothing to suggest anything was wrong with it to me -chatted with other mechanic when picked up said no necessarily head gasket possibly give it new plugs and look at CAT converter - seems like I was given duff information. I am about to PX it anyway so I said leave it with me - drove it home and its practically undriveable, shuddering, would not go over 40 mph and stank of rubber when I got home! FFS back on the phone to the clowns, they said drop it off in the AM for us to have a lok at it - what the fuck have they done to it?

About | XBMC Am looking at it for when I upgrade the apple tv. Any feedback on it

Brianna, Tina or Rachael?

Being in Dublin I happened to see Obama pass. Fucking hell I have never seen such a show of power, that is what you call serious business. I am fascinated by this stuff. You should have seen the size of the guys carrying guns in the cars following him. Plus read this about his limo Most details of the car are classified for security reasons; however, it is known[by whom?] that it is fitted with military grade armor at least five inches thick, and the wheels are fitted with run flat tires that makes the vehicle drivable for a certain period of time. The doors weigh as much as a Boeing 757 airplane cabin door. The engine is equipped with a Eaton Twin Vortices Series 1900 supercharger system.[citation needed] The vehicle's fuel tank is leak-proof and is invulnerable to explosions.[citation needed] Due to the thickness of the glass, much natural light is excluded, so a fluorescent halo lighting system in the headliner is essential. The outside crowd is only heard through internal speakers. The car is perfectly sealed against biochemical attacks and has its own oxygen supply and firefighting system built into the trunk.[8] Unseen at a glance are two holes hidden inside the lower part of the vehicle's front bumper, which are able to emit tear gas.[citation needed] The vehicle can also fire a salvo of multi-spectrum infrared smoke grenades as a countermeasure to a Rocket-propelled grenade (RPG) or Anti-tank missile (ATGM) attack and to act as a visual obscurant to operator guided missiles.[citation needed] This is fired remotely by the USSS countermeasures Suburban which trails the limo and contains the sensors to detect the launch of such an attack.[citation needed] The limo is equipped with a driver's enhanced video system which allows the driver to operate in an infrared smoke environment. This driver's enhanced video system also contains bumper mounted night vision cameras for operation in pitch black conditions.[citation needed] Kept in the trunk is a blood bank of the President's blood type.[9][10] Interestingly, there is no key hole in the doors. A special trick, known only to Secret Service agents, is required to gain access to the passenger area. Furthermore, the entire limo can be locked like a bank vault. The car can seat seven people, including the president. The front seats two, and includes a console-mounted communications center. A Remington Arms shotgun is kept beneath the driver's seat, stashed between his seat and door.[citation needed] A glass partition divides the front from back. Three rear-facing seats are in the back, with cushions that are able to fold over the partition. The two rear seats are reserved for the president and another passenger; these seats have the ability to recline individually. A folding desk is between the two rear seats. Storage compartments in the interior panels of the car contain communications equipment which is called the Limousine Control Package and is operated by the White House Communication Agency. This is the voice and data device that links the vehicle to the WHCA Roadrunner at the rear of the motorcade allowing command and control (or "C2") functions to be performed from the limo.[8] The Secret Service refers to the heavily armored vehicle as The Beast.[11] The car is driven by a highly trained Secret Service agent who is capable of performing a J-turn. This maneuver, taught at the USSS training facility outside Washington D.C., can turn the limo 180 degrees in matter of seconds to escape any trouble. The President's lead protective agent usually sits in the front passenger seat. On domestic trips, Cadillac One displays the American and Presidential Standard flags, which are illuminated by directional flood lights mounted on the hood. When the President performs a state visit to a foreign country, the Presidential Standard is replaced by the foreign country's flag.[8] The limousine is airlifted for domestic and international use primarily by a U.S. Air Force C-17 Globemaster III.[12] The vehicle fuel consumption is about 8 miles per gallon which on metric system corresponds to around 30 litres/100km.[13][14][15][16] The United States government also operates similarly designed limousines for VIP guests, visiting heads of government, and heads of state. The White House Communications Agency Roadrunner Vehicle is an element of every American presidential motorcade. It is also known as the MC2V (Mobile command and Control Vehicle). The vehicle serves as the communications hub for the motorcade by encrypting duplex radio and streaming video which in turn is beamed up to a military satellite which in turn beams that data back down to a ground entry point and through to the WHCA switchboard. The vehicle is a heavily modified Chevrolet Suburban equipped with protective armor, runflat tires, vehicle transponder, and turbocharger. The most obvious feature is a configurable antennae platform mounted on the roof. This contains a large SATCOM dome containing a tracking dish that serves as the data uplink and downlink as the primary communications path for the motorcade. Also on the roof are smaller VHF antennas that serve as a repeater for the other motorcade elements as well as another communications path to local authorities and the onsite WHCA office. VHF antennae configuration changes according to the mission operational requirements. This also serves as the hub for the LCP or Limousine Control Package that allows C2 functions to be performed from USSS control cars, presidential parade limo or presidential suburban. 22 of these vehicles were built by Assurance Technology Corporation in Carlisle MA and developed with NRL (Naval Research Laboratory). The primary communications path is via the Defense Satellite Communications System (DSCS) III (U) bird. There are nine of these satellites currently in orbit, each one providing six super high frequency encrypted data and voice channels and a single channel dedicated for Emergency Action Messages which would be used to direct a nuclear release from the motorcade. Voice channels are all encrypted, most likely with FASCINATOR encryption. FASCINATOR is a digital voice encryption standard for the Federal Government. It is based on voice being digitized using 12 kbit/s Continuously Variable Slope Delta modulation (CVSD) and then encrypted using a National Security Agency (NSA) Commercial COMSEC Endorsement Program (CCEP) Type I encryption algorithm. WHCA Roadrunner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Presidential state car (United States) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia [YOUTUBE]UqA2W8GmFu8&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

Be on iplayer now. Well worth a punt. Charlie Chaplin, Keystone Cops and all that

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A VIOLENT henchman of Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe has been working in a Bristol care home. Despite masterminding horrific torture in his home country, Phillip Machemedze has been granted permission to stay in the UK, and lives with his wife at an address in Barton Hill. The Evening Post can reveal that Mr Machemedze has been working as a support worker for Milestones Trust, a Bristol charity which supports people with dementia, learning disabilities and mental health needs, but no longer works for them. The trust manages nearly 60 nursing and residential care homes across Bristol and the surrounding area, many of them small "family" houses for just four or five residents. A recent immigration tribunal found that Mr Machemedze had inflicted terrible injuries on political opponents of the Mugabe regime, and ruled that he was involved in "savage acts of extreme violence". But despite the details of his actions – including smashing a man's jaw with a pair of pliers – immigration judges said he could not be deported. They said the 46-year-old, who is HIV positive, could himself face torture if he was returned home, and both he and his wife – who was granted asylum – can stay in Britain indefinitely. Mr Machemedze worked as a bodyguard to a senior minister as part of Mugabe's feared Central Intelligence Organisation. Court documents exposed the horrendous crimes he committed as a state-sponsored torturer. The tribunal heard he smashed one victim's jaw with a pair of pliers, before pulling out a tooth. Another victim, a farmer accused of supporting the rival Movement for Democratic Change, was shocked with electric cables, slapped, beaten and punched unconscious. On another occasion, a woman MDC member was taken to an underground cell where she was stripped naked and whipped. Mr Machemedze admitted putting salt in her wounds. He also stripped a man naked and told him he would be forced to have sex with his own daughters if he did not talk. Concerns were raised about Mr Machemedze within Milestones Trust earlier this week, the charity told the Post, and they took steps to prevent him returning to work because they believed he may have used false documentation to get the job. Asylum seekers are not generally allowed to work while their claims are being decided, but they are allowed to apply for permission to work if they have waited for more than a year for an initial decision on their asylum claim. It is not clear if Mr Machemedze has this permission. A spokesperson for the charity said they had been shocked to find out who Mr Machemedze really was. They would not confirm which care home he had worked at. "We informed the police immediately, and although they were unable to confirm his identity at this time, we took immediate action to prevent his return to work," they said. "We are concerned that he appeared to have valid documentation from the Home Office allowing him to reside and work in the UK. "The safety and security of our service users and staff is our primary concern at this time. We have taken the necessary steps to reassure and support everybody at the home. "The nature of the crimes as reported are wholly abhorrent and clearly completely incompatible with working in the social care sector. These reports have come as an enormous shock to everybody at the trust." Mr Machemedze told the court this week that he "initially enjoyed his job" in Zimbabwe but "soon had enough of the torture". He left the country and came to Britain in 2000 on a visitor visa. Eight years later, in December 2008, he claimed asylum along with his wife Febbie. Their daughter also lives in Britain, but two other children are in Zimbabwe. An immigration tribunal ruled his crimes were so horrendous that he was barred from claiming asylum. But the judge ruled that he could not be sent home because of the likelihood he will be tortured or executed by the Mugabe regime – breaching his rights under Articles 2 and 3 of the European Convention on Human Rights. His wife was granted asylum. In his ruling, Judge David Archer said: "I find the respondent has produced a compelling case that the first appellant has committed crimes against humanity. I reject his claim that he was acting under duress. The first appellant was deeply involved in savage acts of extreme violence. "I find that the appellant's protected rights under Articles 2 and 3 of the Human Rights Convention will be breached by returning him to Zimbabwe. "Those rights are absolute and whatever crimes he has committed, he cannot be returned to face the highly likely prospect of torture and execution without trial." Home Secretary Theresa May has launched a bid to overturn the ruling. A Home Office spokesperson said: "The government is disappointed with the judgment and has requested permission to appeal. "The Immigration Judge agreed that this individual was not entitled to asylum, but allowed his appeal in accordance with the European Convention on Human Rights. We consider all asylum applications on their individual merits. However, it is the government's policy that the UK should not be a refuge for war criminals or those who have committed crimes against humanity or genocide. "Where someone has been found not to need protection, we expect them to leave voluntarily. For those who choose not to do so, we will seek to enforce their departure." The Evening Post attempted to contact Mr Machemedze for comment but there was no reply at his Barton Hill home or by phone. Robert Mugabe's henchman worked at Bristol care home

Iran: Dog Ownership to Be Outlawed Under Lawmakers' Plan - TIME Hahahaha! How fucking mental are they? I bet Strontium is outraged.

Shit Box - buy at Firebox.com The write-up has got me in tears. Make sure to check out the photos at the bottom (excuse the pun).

Enjoying it. Series 2 has been very good so far.

Couldn't find any NBA threads, apologies if I missed it. No sleep tonight. Heat - Bulls tip off at 1am. Usher where are you, you *****! Your Bulls are going down this series. Maximum 6 games, likely 5. Should be plenty fun though. Anyone watching the Griz - Thunder Game 7? I don't know what the bellends at sky are doing, shit keeps cutting off.

BBC News - Barack Obama's 'The Beast' incurs £10 London C-charge