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Well it goes like this ill start i have edited a liverpool player he could be from the past or the present what you have to do is name the player. Then post your own. Have fun. So who is this

Went to the quack's this morning as i had a pain in the ars. I thought that i'd best get an expert to look at it in case its something serious. Much to my relief my female doctor (in her 50's) said that i had a pile. Before i could celebrate the fact that this lump was a grape, she put a rubber glove on and said "i just need to check inside". I could hear the ketchupy splurge of KY hitting her fingers and before i was even ready she stuck her finger up there. By jesus the agony was fuk unbearable and my natural reaction was to shit her finger out, which i did! She just looked and said "everything seems fine inside" even though i left a nugget on her finger! The missus finds my predicament hilarious, i on the other hand feel well and truly violated and pissed off. Pass me a rubber cushion please. Anyone ever had an embarassing time at the doc's?

Killer Bee????: Vancouver dealie:

Just to get tickets to the MTV Awards. unfuckingbelievable....

If you have bought a ticket through the PTS membership are you ruled out of any more through the ticket exchange system? That is all.

Will anybody be streaming Everton v Utd today or is it on Sky? There are two games i actually want Everton to draw in a season, both of these are against Utd. Even though an Everton win ( i know i know) would be better for us i still can't bring myself to actually want them to win a football match. Here's hoping for a dour 0-0.

Can someone clean up this thread http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/tnf-techy-nerd-forum/69450-bittorrents.html#post1378809 before it lands Dave in trouble

Xbox 360 has gone down in price to 170euros and i'm tempted but if i want to go online do i have to buy a wireless adapter for another 70euro and pay another 50euro on top of that to just play? A game is then another 50euro so thats about 340 euro where the playstation 3 80g is 450 plus a game. Help me as my brain is mush on what to do!

Hi I seem to have picked up a virus of some sort.Thing is I cant seem to be able to get rid of it.I use firefox and ie as my main browsers. The problem is if I type the web addy I want in to the browser everything seems fine,but if I use say google search,it will bring the page up with answers to my search ,but if I click on one to go to that page,it wont send me there.It will either come up no domain or it will take me to other search engines or to annoying adverts. It seems to be only when I use google as a search engine,I have run virus checker and also a maleware program,but nothing seems to find it.Anyone got any ideas thanks

Normally I don't buy into the whole "designated time to have fun" promotion, like New Years and Halloween, but me mates having a fancy dress party and I'm really up for it. So far me and me mate have thought of Father Ted and Dougal or Lou and Andy from Little Britain (using his sick nannys wheelchair for the night) But the best idea I've had so far is to get an old t shirt and trackie bottoms, collect the packages from everything I eat during the week, then sort out all the ones I have 2 of and stick them onto the T-Shirt and Bottoms. Then I'd be "Two-Pack the Wrapper".

Really looking forward to this game. I was worried it was just going to be another generic 'survival horror' title, but it's garnered excellent reviews on the online review sites. Out next Friday. ActionTrip -- Game Video Preview: Dead Space E3 2008 'Twinkle Twinkle' Trailer

LUCASVILLE, Ohio — Ohio executed a 5-foot-7, 267-pound double murderer on Tuesday who argued his obesity made death by lethal injection inhumane. Richard Cooey, 41, died at 10:28 a.m. at the Southern Ohio Correctional Facility in Lucasville, said Jim Gravelle, a spokesman with state attorney general's office. There were no immediate reports of difficulties finding suitable veins to deliver the deadly chemicals, a problem that has delayed previous executions in the state. Mr. Cooey's lawyers had argued that his weight problem would make it difficult for prison staff to access a vein. A prisons spokeswoman said Mr. Cooey received a pre-execution exam early Tuesday and was cleared. Mr. Cooey, who killed two University of Akron students in 1986, walked into the death chamber at 10:15 a.m. wearing gray pants and was strapped onto the gurney. “You (expletive) haven't paid any attention to anything I've said in the last 22 1/2 years, why would anyone pay any attention to anything I've had to say now,” Mr. Cooey said looking at the ceiling. He made no other comment. Mr. Cooey tapped the fingers of his left hand several times before he died and his face took on a purple shade. Six family members of one of his victims watched the execution. Summit County Prosecutor Sherri Bevan Walsh said the family was disappointed that Mr. Cooey was vulgar and hateful at the end. He was the first inmate executed in Ohio in more than a year, and the state's first since the end of the unofficial moratorium on executions that began last year while the U.S. Supreme Court reviewed Kentucky's lethal injection procedure. Mr. Cooey made an earlier trip to the death house. But a U.S. District Court judge intervened hours before his scheduled execution in July 2003 when the Ohio Public Defender's office said it needed more time to assess the case after an appeals court dismissed his previous attorneys for inadequate representation. Mr. Cooey and a co-defendant were convicted in the sexual assaults and slayings of University of Akron students Dawn McCreery, 20, and Wendy Offredo, 21, in September 1986. His co-defendant was 17 and was sentenced to life in prison because of his age. The state has now executed 27 inmates since 1999, when Ohio renewed executions after more than three decades.

Is is just me or does anyone else think that Lewis Hamilton isn't actually real but a Robot. He looks so plastic and even talks like a robot. Anyone else?

Bill Kenwright close to finalising deal to sell Everton - Liverpool Daily Post.co.uk anytakers............. how about http://www.scotusblog.com/discussion/archives/betamax.jpg

Going to a fancy dress party where the theme is the letter P. Any good suggestions both male and female?(the wife is going and i'd like to see her in something slinky!):yes:

Google Search from the 2001 google index. This place looked a bit different THE LIVERPOOL WAY FANZINE Well, it amused me for 10 minutes anyway

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Tony Hart forced to give up art TV artist Tony Hart has said that not being able to draw any more is "the greatest cross I have to bear". The 83-year-old has been robbed of the use of his hands after having two strokes, he told The Times newspaper. "It has been my lifetime passion, but I endeavour to stay cheerful as there is nothing to be done about my condition," he said. Tony Hart appeared on art programmes for nearly 50 years before retiring in 2001 because of health problems. The artist is now looked after by two live-in carers at his home in Shamley Green in Surrey. 'Abandoned' "My whole life has changed since my strokes," Hart wrote in The Times. "After breakfast I would adjourn to my studio, built in my garden, until 4pm when I would change my shoes and set forth on a four-mile Gurkha-pace jog through the Surrey hills. "Today my studio lies abandoned and I spend most of my day confined to my chair." The artist served as an officer in the 1st Gurkha Rifles in World War II, before joining a course at the Maidstone College of Art. It was a chance meeting in 1952 with a BBC TV producer and a demonstration of his quick art skills on a paper napkin that secured his on-screen career. He first appeared on Saturday Special as an illustrator before fronting shows such as Vision On, Take Hart and Hart Beat. "My aged heart is warmed by the lovely letters and emails I receive, especially when they tell me that my work on television inspired the writers to become artists," Hart added. Although the artist is no longer able to sign autographs, he still makes personal appearances when requested to speak or judge competitions.

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I think both teams will suprise this seasons and finish in the Top 10 this season and finish above the likes of West Ham, Blackburn, Man City and possibly Everton.

When we signed Nigel Clough, people said he was a "Liverpool type player". What Liverpool type players can you think of that we DIDNT sign. Players that should really have played in red for us but never did.

For some unknown reason two old cartoons popped into my head earlier. 'Wait 'Til Your father gets Home' and 'The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan'. Anybody else have some old shite they used to watch suddenly come back to them?

Normally, I wouldn't dream of advocating anything but a positive - or, at least, polite - welcome for any ex-Red returning to Anfield. But the thought of this S**-advertising cunt turning up in the week of the 20th anniversary mades me sick to the stomach. I am desperately hoping that he crashes and burns and gets hoofed out on his despicable arse long before Blackburn come to Anfield.

Was talking with the boys about this in the pub earlier and seems like a GF kind of topic. Do you guys shave your chests and ladies which do you prefer?

Just happened to see a couple of minutes of a Setanta News phone in whilst channel surfing yesterday. Nearly choked on my cup of tea! They had a bluenose on the line to Steve Claridge, and he was complaiing a bout the lack of transfer activity. The female presenter (name escapes me) then thanked the caller and went on to say how well Moyes had done because in his five years in charge he had only spent £21 million! Cue a lot of sage-like nods from Claridge who then said he wished Moyes and Everton all the very best, because if anyone needed some good fortune, it was them. So apparently, Moyes has only spent £5 million per season on average!