dylstar

So they don't all GO to the games then ?

I wonder if Klopp's had a Derby Kiss before ?

On a wing and a prayer = Jordan Henderson LFC captain.

I'd watch it if Halle Berry was presenting the show otherwise I'm out.

Malted Milkay

No he's apparently filming the new Minions film with a longer name this time GRUjic .

Gone for a burton

Let's hope we are not too TYREd and EXHAUSTed seeing as we are playing at the Pirelli stadium .

Change his name to Simeone, shave the side of his head, get some tattoos done, tie the rest of his hair in a knot and get him down to Melwood to see if he can play full back for the Reds . He could also star in the new Nivea ads and I could be his agent .

Change his name to Someone and get him down to Melwood to see if he can play full back for the Reds

Simple Simon the movie coming to a cinema near you. Film critics : Better than Dumb and Dumber

Different season same old shit I'm afraid . Just watched the highlights and I didn't see any . No Coutinho special yesterday to get us out of the shit . Defence all over the place and Moreno wasn't even playing till the end (alarming). The goals they scored were gift wrapped by our fucking culpabilities . Apart from shooting outside the box we were never gonna score . Needed quicker ball up to the forwards to turn their defence as everything was in front of them and thus not stretching them . Very narrow and nobody willing to take on their man or take responsibility like Gerard would of done.

Arsenal trying to sign Johnny Evans ? That's gotta be a joke right . They've gone from trying to sign Mahrez to chasing Evans . No way !!!! It would be like swapping Beyonce with Susan Boyle (whatever's happened to her btw ?) Wenger is gonna lose the plot this season and he's gonna end up sleeping rough on the streets of N London in his parka coat , mark my words and end up looking like Rory Mcgrath .

Just have a look at his fight against Adonis Stevenson (probably on youtube) in a light heavyweight bout to see him getting his arse kicked not literally obviously . Fair fuck's to him for taking the fight and the way he recovered and got his career back on track .Don't like him though as I think he's loud mouthed who thinks he's better than what he really is , and he supports the blueshites.CUNT

They've still got Joleon Lescott on the books mind and they have the temerity to laugh at other people's misfortune . " People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" spring's to mind .

Reports coming in from the Emptihad is that he is willing to stay at Citeh and fight for his place after a Hart to Hart talk with Pep !!!!!

How many keeper's does Liverpool want? Karius Ming Manninger George Fulton Ward

The state of them teeth........hasn't he heard of teeth whitening treatment he can have done.

Maybe Usher should show this thread to Klopp and then I'm sure he'd be buying another left back. I know many a manager would of taken Moreno off at half time on Sunday but Klopp stuck by him AGAIN and to be fair to the lad he had a decent 2nd Half after that nightmare 1st Half . Just curious to know what Klopps thinking and view on the whole Moreno situation is to be honest. I can't believe for 1 moment that he can't see what everybody else is seeing on the pitch to be honest. Also the lack of cover say Moreno got injured and the way he tackles is a real possibility is baffling really.

Maybe the coppers were Birmingham fc supporters.

Imagine what he does to Moreno in training every day then .

This Omnium is like the Grand National on bikes without the fences and sir Peter o'Sullivan commentating.

Bolasie is just a poundland version of Saido Mane .

Is lallana in goal?

The Nigerian Xavi