Shitty Arse

Specifically the whole dance culture, free party and rave scene that exploded in the late 80's and early 90's.Probably the most important youth culture event since punk in the 70's. There's even a school of thought that the music and drugs of the time had a direct link on the decline of football violence on the terraces as everyone was off their head and loved up at the weekends!! If you compare it to the sterile shit state of affairs today. Kids monged out on their mobys and social media I feel lucky I was born when I was (1976)

This. People saying the 90's were shit. You just weren't listening to the right music. The drugs were fucking boss as well

It's boss

Not really. What's wrong with a t shirt? Why do you need to look like Freddie Mercury just because you've gone to the gym? There's no need for it. They usually have some particularly shite tattoo they want to show off as well. I am talking about lads here. Women are exempt from this particular cunt identifier.

Singlets. Or vest tops whatever you call them. Anyone who wears one of these can fuck off. (I'm sat in the gym posting this and I'm surrounded by the fucking bell ends)

Pepe!

I didn't see the whole match but Phil Neville on 5 live was creaming his kecks afterwards. Said this final was up there with Istanbul for drama and entertainment! One of the best finals ever. Is that true? It didn't appear that way after watching the first half. I almost swerved off the road and crashed my car when I heard that! He sounded like a fella who can't quite believe he's being paid money to go and watch and report on prestigious football matches like this. Fucking bellend.

Ice Lolly?? It's. LOLLY. ICE

You never know stranger things have happened at sea. He might go out and sign a world class defensive central midfielder. Balotelli might start banging them in for fun. Sturridge might stay fit. It's not looking good for us is it.......?

Oprah Winfrey Sheila Hancock Shobna off Corrie Jane Asher Delia Smith Sue Barker Myra Hindley

Barbara Durkin who plays Susan on Alan Partridge ( the hotel receptionist) Belinda Stewart Wilson off The Inbetweeners. Nnnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhh

I know. So many happy memories around that day. I was just thinking I've been lucky enough to watch us play in 5 finals (winning 4 of them). Fucking mad. I'd take a cup final win over top four every time. Modern football is fucking shite

BBC have gone old skool with the all day FA cup coverage. Great memories. If only we hadn't shit our kecks and bottled it in the semis this year.....

Ferris Buellers Day Off. His Ma tells him to stop bullshitting. Drives him to school, drags him out of the car, embarrassing him in front of his school friends and teachers. Spends the day in school. The end.

There was a thing on Sky arts last night about The Beatles. Some archive footage of him being interviewed by some plummy journalist about taking LSD. Seemed really sound. Completely unfazed. He was a bit of a sexy twat as well. If I had to pick my favourite Beatles album it would have to be The Best Of The Beatles.

I'd chuck one up it

Fackin' hell http://talksport.com/football/id-die-liverpool-listen-distraught-reds-fan-cries-live-talksport-150524148043

Fuck tha Police

Fucking biblical cans them. Would eat a nugget of her shit and then spray them with my bollock champagne for good measure

Hark at Mary Whitehouse over here

People who look down their noses at you when you're having a Portuguese breakfast

Side partings shaved into people's hair. Tattoos Bracelets, wristbands (on lads) Espadrilles People who use the phrase "good times" Tory voters. Any cunt that goes the match or music gigs and feels it's essential to record it on their smart phones. That's just for openers....

People who studiously avoid making eye contact after you've stopped for them at a zebra crossing. If there's a load of them that's different but if it's a lone pedestrian and you've stopped for them.... I'm not expecting them to nosh me off but a polite nod of the head in acknowledgement or wave of the hand would do. Rude fuckers. Thatchers legacy.

I'd loaf one up her sweaty dung hoop

Cook pass babdgers