Shitty Arse

Looks likes Alex Texeira is off to play in China. £38.4m. We are deffo signing him in the summer though!

The In n' Out Burger is the best burger I can ever remember eating. They only do burgers.Nothing else. Either double, single or with cheese. That's it. No fancy dan gimmicks. It was perfection.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpools-daniel-sturridge-eyes-summer-7309629 So just paper talk. Might be a load of shite. If it's true and he has been picking up them massive wages whilst injured only to fuck off the minute he regains his fitness....? Well. Words fail me! Fucking cheeky cunt.

There's a possibility of doing the double over them and there's not many teams we can say that about this season. I'll be fucking seething if that happens. I'm fucking choking with anger just thinking about it.

Someone sorted me a ticket for a home game on Saturday for the first time in ages. At least it was reasonably priced £28 I think it was. It's just not the same anymore though is it? I think because I used to go the match gassed out of my mind most weeks and now I don't drink could be a factor. Even so it just felt sterile. The aways are still good though.

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Sterling is a cunt. I think I dislike him more than any of the Everton players.

Same here

I think he's looked OK playing as a centre half on the last couple of occasions he's dropped back there. His lack of pace isn't exposed as much and he can read the game better from back there. Moaning because he's not as good as Mascherano or Alonso is a bit unfair. How many players are? I think it will be a long time before we ever see a midfield as good as that again. I like the lad. Always gives his all. Slotted his penno cool as you like last night. He's got bigger balls than most of them in that team. Sue me.

Jan Molby best penalty taker I've seen play for us. I don't remember him missing any.

Fuck you Hughes you bad bellend hairnet wearing WANKER. Jurgen's just loafed one right up your shit pipe. I hope it really really hurts. For a really really long time.

That's hilarious. They don't do irony on there do they? What a load of fucking whoppers

I was being flippant really as I don't have BT. Oh for the days when you could watch quality sports programmes on terrestrial telly. You know like Saint and Greavsie?

Bastard! The £120k a week contract demands on ice for now then....

You're fucking kidding? Not that cunt again

I didn't realise he was 23. He's 2 months older than Paul Pogba! To be more productive than Lallana isn't much of an ask though is it really? Fuck knows. The odds are against him making it aren't they? I thought Suso looked the part at one point and his career didn't exactly go as planned. If he can't break into the team this season with a massive injury list and the biggest gang of shithouses ever to wear the shirt ahead of him then unfortunately there's nothing down for him.

That Parma team was boss. Watching that gazzetta clip has made me feel all nostalgic! A lot of World Cup 94 stars Aldair, Lalas, Balbo. Quality programme. James Richardson was a great presenter. Very knowledgable. Very urbane. What do we have these days? Fletch and Sav. Like watching 2 monkeys throwing shit at each other. I say that having never seen it but I don't need to really.

Owning their own miniature railway.

Insane decision. He can barely kick the ball over the halfway line.

this fucking fairy can't even outdo wee Joe in the facial hair department. Not fit to lace his fucking boots

This Louie Spence cunt needs fucking off as soon as possible. It's fucking criminal the money we've wasted on shite. Roll on next summer.

Yeah sorry that's the one. We put them out on away goals after beating them at their place.

I remember when we played barca at Anfield in the champions league 2006 I was sent a ticket by accident by the ticket office. I went anyway and sure enough 15 minutes into the match the rightful ticket owner approached with a steward wanting his seat in the Anny road. Because he had a dupe it was obvious I was blagging it. Rather than throw me out I was allowed to watch the match from another spot. They let loads of kids in for the second half as well. In my experience the stewards at Anfield have always been sound. Getting in on other peoples match books etc. Always turned a blind eye. Don't know what it's like now though as I hardly ever go anymore

Fuck you Simone. Fucking useless dung hoop