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Clem H Fandango

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    Agreed, enough about that Mike Gatting fat cunt, ivermectin chewing, death mocking fuckwit TK.
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    For when the winter resembles the Hoth system.
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    Umbilical hernia. I have a nice 4inch scar above my belly button. Looks like I've had a caeserian. The post surgery pain would hit every time I used my stomach muscles, even simple tasks like flushing the toilet made me notice that my body core was needed. It was a case of lying still for 3 weeks to avoid pain/complications. Took 6 weeks before I could nut in the missus with jizz resembling a mozzarella ball and a further 2 before she could go on top. Fuck exercising ever again, I won't risk anymore injuries.
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    When it's your turn to ask, this will seal the deal. "How can I impress you in the first 3 months".
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    Through?
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    Haha, told my missus about this. Her response was that she can't think of anything more than an unshaved Albanian on a moped to get her juices flowing.
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    Dirty Grandpa.
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    Ruined my wank.
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    Fuck my pension contributions.
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    Do deaf people realise that farts make a sound?
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    It's a wonderful life, pass me the box of kleenex I'm about to secrete salty liquids.
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    I for one cannot wait to be a pensioner and act like a right cunt and get away with it.
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    @halewood pete late to the party!
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