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littletedwest

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  1. I think she is dead sadly. What's your mums theory it sounds interesting?
  2. woke up rough, had a bacon butty. Went back bed had an afternoon wank. Then watched mad men I recorded Friday, Couple of episodes of breaking bad and currently waiting for a pizza to be delivered. Wish every day was like this.
  3. Lewis should stay retired. As for fury Lewis would have destroyed him and picking a fight with him now he is 48 makes fury look a right prick. Next he will be calling out George Foreman
  4. everything lately.My eyes are getting worse, just had start wearing glasses. Found a grey pube the other day. Also stuff like being a social smoker which never bothered me is starting to scratch at my conscience. My mate was smiling at some girls about 18 the other week. Thought he had a chance then he heard one say "oh that man was leering at you"
  5. as Arthur Daley said of thatchers privatisations "you have to admire someone who sells you something you already own" I don't admire by the way and one got the impression neither did the writers of minder.
  6. watching news a minute ago when they mentioned navy seals swimming ashore in Somalia. "That's so mad a seal being sent to kill someone" she actually thought they meant an actual fucking seal.
  7. tell her to learn the harmonica tune played in once upon a time in the west then shoot people while she plays
  8. remember a viz game on it where you raced using buster gonads testicles to bounce down the track. turrican was classic.
  9. hated. Being male, employed and not gay or a Muslim didn't help. luckily I have a higher opinion of thrush than Micheal gove and am unmarried.
  10. they won't sack him yet.not after making such a big song and dance about him being long term plus the fact he has brought his own team in. I hope
  11. seen this story on rawk (I know) and the Spanish book it's taken from says he also said of moyes " he has won nothing " whilst crying funny on so many levels
  12. the sun is the best selling "newspaper" in this country. Tells you all you need to know about the mindset of people in this country sadly. people believe any old shit as fact.
  13. didn't have one mate new user but been reading since about two years ago though.
  14. wasn't that long ago since Joe Frazier as well. seemed a nice chap Norton. remember someone on here saying he got his cock out in a film and it was like someone unfurling a rug.
  15. cocaine, anabolic steroids, cigarettes should all help. As a serious thing try celery seed extract. There is a small recent study I saw saying this helps
  16. got four adults two dogs as well. cleared under stairs as well so that contributed
  17. bin men didn't take our bin on Thursday as the lid was about 0.5 c m ajar. lazy twats. council asked was the lid not fully down. I said not by much but that's because you cunts only collect it once a fortnight. actually I didn't say that last bit because I'm a coward but in a parallel universe where I'm an alpha male i would have done.
  18. really hope those counting United out don't jinx it. Seen them come back so many times, that said nothing lasts forever so fingers crossed. A slow decline would be better. If you woke up suddenly fat one morning you would diet and exercise. its the gradual nature of decline that stops people realising until it's already happened.
  19. he played simpleton mechanic arnie in minder, but goes all Luvie if it's mentioned to him. despite the fact that it's better quality than most things he has been in by a mile.
  20. definite no. interesting how pre payment meters which are used by the poorest are subject to the highest charges.
  21. please let this happen. They would explode. They would also shout "kopite behaviour" even though it isn't.
  22. no 9/11 or is it just war crimes? Obviously small fry compared to the others in terms of deaths but for dramatic impact and the excuses it gave bush and Blair to invade half the middle east its up there
  23. I have met Victor moses, I can confirm he is a total cunt.
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