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littletedwest

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  1. loved the line about her on have I got news for you Rebekah Brooks has surrogate baby or as the sun would say "ginger witch has frankenstein baby"
  2. fucking wish I wasn't ugly so I had some one night stand stories to share. I did once shag a bird in toilets of a club bouncer caught us " have you got a girl in there?" "no" "I can see four feet" " I have two sets of legs" " get out you wanker before I throw you out"
  3. had a touch of basil brush once. Nothing more serious although that itched like fuck.
  4. Robbie fowler. I know he was great but I think he could have been even greater had he not done his cruciate ligament then followed it up with a few more injuries.
  5. classic example of how people will take any stance on anything to attain power. cunt.
  6. her ex used knock her about, one day he hit there son who was just a kid at time. She smashed pepper in his face and knocked him out with rounders bat. fair play really
  7. what happened on the Patrick swayze thread?any links Google search just gives a 404
  8. Marlo stanfield for being a right cunt Antony cotton, fat camp prick who plays himself in coronation street but still manages to be shit at it. Anyone off loose women or Jeremy Kyle.
  9. nice of davey moyes to try and lighten my mood after our result. went on red café just to see what they thought one guy honestly said "he needs time given the squad he inherited" fuckin hell they won the title last year the man is fantastic at lowering expectations, long may it continue.
  10. nice of davey moyes to try and lighten my mood after our result. went on red café just to see what they thought one guy honestly said "he needs time given the squad he inherited" fuckin hell they won the title last year the man is fantastic at lowering expectations, long may it continue.
  11. funnily enough I got a picture of me, my sister and childhood best mate with Bruce when I was about eight. Got a picture with rushie too. He was brilliant with us. legend for me.
  12. Mrs bought her daughter some facial stuff and creams for her birthday. "oh my god it says the rapist endorsed" she shouted when we got home she quickly caught on that it actually said "therapist endorsed" but fucking hell
  13. I think she is dead sadly. What's your mums theory it sounds interesting?
  14. woke up rough, had a bacon butty. Went back bed had an afternoon wank. Then watched mad men I recorded Friday, Couple of episodes of breaking bad and currently waiting for a pizza to be delivered. Wish every day was like this.
  15. Lewis should stay retired. As for fury Lewis would have destroyed him and picking a fight with him now he is 48 makes fury look a right prick. Next he will be calling out George Foreman
  16. everything lately.My eyes are getting worse, just had start wearing glasses. Found a grey pube the other day. Also stuff like being a social smoker which never bothered me is starting to scratch at my conscience. My mate was smiling at some girls about 18 the other week. Thought he had a chance then he heard one say "oh that man was leering at you"
  17. as Arthur Daley said of thatchers privatisations "you have to admire someone who sells you something you already own" I don't admire by the way and one got the impression neither did the writers of minder.
  18. watching news a minute ago when they mentioned navy seals swimming ashore in Somalia. "That's so mad a seal being sent to kill someone" she actually thought they meant an actual fucking seal.
  19. tell her to learn the harmonica tune played in once upon a time in the west then shoot people while she plays
  20. remember a viz game on it where you raced using buster gonads testicles to bounce down the track. turrican was classic.
  21. hated. Being male, employed and not gay or a Muslim didn't help. luckily I have a higher opinion of thrush than Micheal gove and am unmarried.
  22. they won't sack him yet.not after making such a big song and dance about him being long term plus the fact he has brought his own team in. I hope
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