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  1. Kemlyn King
    Inbred. A cross between The hills have eyes and Emerdale
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    1st- Prince Charming Best- Waterpistol Surprising- Lulu. Metallica and Lou Reed. Surprising it cost as much as £3. Shite Last- The Messenger and SF Sorrow both on vinyl
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    Candyman or The Fog (original) Not too out there but great films which could still put the willies up her. Failing that Human Centipede if your looking to get shut!
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    Enrique is a fucking terrible left back. Push him up the field to run directly at full backs with the ball without ever changing direction. He isn't even a left back!
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    Fuckin odds on Tom R likes Queen
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    Went to see Marr at the O2 last month best £20 I've ever spent. Proper guitar hero without all the wankin off bullshit. Made it seem effortless. The messenger is worth getting hold of if only to keep him in hair dye!
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    Richard Branson has let himself go
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    Horrendous..Makes some of the recent adidas abortions look almost good. New Balance?
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    Before you cum bang her over the skull with a converse and ask her about your university options or just pay her
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    Johnson Suarez Sturridge
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    Hardly a Ferrari he was handed. A transit with a worn out gear box. Our manager was again let down by senior pros who should know better. He needs time and support. This season was always a right off for me. The stick Borini is getting is typical of our Internet support. Going the game is getting harder to justify but reading some of the shit on here you'd think it had all gone down the shitter in 6 months!
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    Great that mate. God bless Jimmy x
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    Remember seeing him in town when he was still playing, smoking bifters like there was no tomorrow and drinking champers out the bottle. Grade A tit. Was with Alan Stubbs ( who seemed alright). All the gobshites were hanging on to every word. They've had loads of better heros than him. Fucking sad cunts!
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    I honest think Jelavic is a good forward but talk about delusions of grandeur. Suarez is gonna be on every big clubs shopping list whether we like it or not. Even if everton got champions league Grant Holt is a more realistic proposition but only if he is prepared to take the step down.
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    Sami Nasri - proper little shithouse Tim Cahill - needs the corner flag sticking right up his hoop Gary Neville - a pleasure Phil Neville - for being the ultimate pro John Terry - for the lifting of big ears in his pristine kit (including shin pads) Fernando Torres - if only for his own good
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    Bargain
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    He must love you coming in. Do you stick your hand in the till while he fixes them for nothing?
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    Some players are beyond hope.
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    They can't all be on the scav! ( apart from the one who sold the big issue in the Swan, who lived in the same road as me. ) The cunts now grafting in town! In fairness I don't think he he's on smack but he's got a lovely way about taking pound coins off women probably about your Nans age.
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    Death race 2000 ( the original one) really bad but 20 years ago on trips seemed really relevant. Never watched it since.
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    Sound mate not having a pop. Just think none of them are outstanding but full of potential. There will always be a whipping boy and there always has been even when we were taking the piss. Grobbelaar was someone I loved but all the older lads despised him at the time.
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    Overpriced, but graft covers a million sins and he's now putting that in. Allen has took his mantle as the whippin boy but he'll e back. Lucas is the worry for me. Miles from what he was. Can he return from that?
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    If you were near Liverpool with that list you must have been near Sloanes? Blackout in the red room reminded me of 15 yr old lads in ski jackets giving it the big one with sophisticated chicks in leopard skin cat suits and nearly getting away with it. If you close your eyes you can smell the toilets!!!
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    Should have been mega. Seen them at the 02 last time they toured and they've still got it. The debuts fantastic but for me Howl is the one. Does anyone remember the NME awards when then drummer Nick Jago refused to leave the stage? Bill Bailey was the host and he started fuckin around on the guitar trying to get a response but Jago just stood there for ages, completely out of his box doing a Syd Barrett.
  25. Kemlyn King
    "Hello. My name is Marty DeBergi. I'm a film maker."
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