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    My first was also not cool.... at least I'm being honest though ! First - Grease soundtrack. Best - AC/DC - Back In Black Most surprising - Sheryl Crow - The Globe Sessions Last - AC/DC - Live at River Plate.
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    I bet that was a loud one !
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    My first ever concert was Sabbath in Stafford Bingley Hall, very early 80's & the late Ronnie James Dio had replaced Ozzy. I've seen Ozzy twice, Donington 84 & again in 91 at Brixton Academy, but never seen him with Sabbath..... best get a tcket I reckon.
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    Well, I haven't had a fag 2 weeks since I got my e-lite fag thing. Best bit is being able to smoke in the pub ! Oh... and not paying £8 fuckin forty to kill myself & smell like an ashtray.
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    I've been off the lager for over a year & have been drinking real ale ever since. I don't get hangovers from it & I enjoy every pint... my local does a great pint of Pedigree, Hobgoblin & has guest beers too. It's also interesting when you go to a pub you've never been in before & have a nice choice to choose from.... much better than the Fosters/Carling/Stella cycle you get on the lager.
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    I'm going to have to replace Thatcher with Bernie Nolan..... well, points make prizes don't they.
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    Has anyone said That's Living Alright from Auf Weidersein Pet ? And Billy Connolly doing the Supergran theme was good too.
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    After just paying £8.40 for 20 Benny Hedgehogs, I've now ordered one of these E-fags.
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    Fart fans

    ph245 replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum

    I'd been on the ale all day & was in a boozer that has a disco in the evening. About 10 pm I dropped my guts & the unholy smell that followed resulted in everyone moving away leaving a massive circle around me & my mate. It was truely foul.
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    I went on that POF a few years back. You'd chat via email to birds you fancied, meet for a drink & ... I'm not joking... nearly always go back to theirs for a shag. Mostly divorced 30 something mums who were just looking for some attention. Fair play to them.
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    There is/was a joint in Washington DC called The Royal Palace. Man, the girls in there where pure filth. It was ace. In Vegas the best one was called Little Darlins.. sexy birds in there, one of them had the most piercings on her minge I've ever seen. Canadian joints are a bit tamer and UK ones are just rip off's.... pub strippers are better. I remember one in the pub across from Walton Hospital who did a great routine & at the end pulled a very long tie out of her chuff that had been up there the whole time & was stuffing it guy's mouths !
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    Me & my mate where going to Amsterdam for a weekend of shenanigins, travelling on the ferry from Harwich... which is a pretty grim place... but we missed the sailing we where after. So to kill time while we waiting for the next ferry, we drove down to Colchester cos we thought Harwich was bad. Friggin hell.... what a god awful dump.... I hope I never have to encounter that shit hole again.
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    300 to 1 eh ? Well, somebody has to be that '1' ! I will be looking harder into the railways in the coming months too.... let's see what we can come up with. I'm based in Oxfordshire now, so it's pretty central.
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    It's a hard one isn't it.... they won't break the bank for someone like Hummels, so we'll be looking at the likes of Williams, Shawcross .... wonder how much Sakho would be priced ?
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    Well Captain, the Government are throwing millions at the railway ... ever thought of becoming a train driver or something else involving the railway.... support, logistics etc..? The money's really good. I'm looking at it after next March... gotta wait till then for the redundancy money !
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    Just seen in the Wail again that we are after Williams in the summer. I hope that's not the case. Shawcross is a much better shout.
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    A fella I used to work with had a Billy Joel 'joke' that always worked. He'd walk up to a few of us who were standing around talking & just stand with us. Then he'd sing "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT...." and casually walk away. The rest of us would then have that song going round our heads all day. I hope it works with this post.... enjoy your day!
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    I've just finished 11/22/63. Quite enjoyed it too.
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    This omellette / fried egg malarky is far too complicated for me. I'll just get her to do those.
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    That's what happens with mine, they end up with that crispy crust thing on the edge which I hate. However, I will endeaver with Celery's tip top top tip. I'm also useless at omellettes, they end up looking like a plate of sick.
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    Thanks Acid
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    I'm crap at making fried eggs, but ace at boiled & poached eggs. So I'd do a 3 egg boiled egg butty, with grated cheese on it, and a dash of salt & pepper.
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    Driving to her mum's on sunday & I was running low on petrol. "I'm running a bit low on petrol " says I. her... "put your foot down & go faster to a garage before it runs out...". She has got a lovely arse though.
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    Felch.
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    Shelvey

    ph245 replied to jsims's topic in FF - Football Forum

    The best thing he did was call Purple Nose a cunt to his face.
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