Evelyn Tentions

If we get gazumped by Chelsea on Lavia, the entire board of FSG and the recruiting team shoud be publicly hung in front of the kop. Or at least booed very loudly

Didn't even make it until the start of the season. Misses out on the glory of being the seasons first sacking. Odd time to do it, giving O'Neill barely enough time to meet his players before they start playing. It's been on the cards since the end of last season and I think their transfer window has been even worse than ours.

Haaland invisible again. Big game bottler.

He's got a new number, he's on loan at Fiorentina.

Physical challenges being let go. More hauling at players with rugby tackles. Bullshit. Laying hands on players should be immediate yellow cards. Time wasting, especially by goalkeepers, should be strictly penalised - as laid down in the rules. POGMOL are cunts, one and all, and Webb is King Cunt.

What's the hold up with Fabinhos transfer? Are they paying in 1 halala coins from the back of the sofa and counting them by hand? (1 halala = 1c US). All 19 million of them

That looks absolutely perfect

Note to self - wash hands several times after peeling before putting hands near eyes.

Garlic chilli grilled prawns.

£72.8 million tax free for 2 years plus all the other perks, who wouldn't be tempted? There isn't a Tory in the land that wouldn't sell their entire family for that.

Fabiano showing more principles with his dogs than Henderson with his LGBT support.

There a few kids I'd like to put one of those collars on. And every Tory politician.

Unfortunate choice of fonts on the shirts. Poor Ben Doak looks like he's running around with DORK on his back.

Walking about 15 miles from rough to rough behind some cunt with a handicap of about 90, carrying his massive leather bag, 14 clubs each in its own plastic tube, shooting stick brolly and about 2000 golf balls and tees in the teeth of a winter gale straight off the Irish Sea. There's only 1 sport I'm interested in and that's rapidly waning.

Some of them are in the wrong thread, the amnesty thread would be more suitable.

I used to caddy there back in the mid 60s, weekends ( not Saturday afternoons during the f***"**l season obviously) and weekdays during summer holidays.Developed a life long aversion to it as a sport.

It was the thick end of 50 years ago, around the time of the '74 World Cup. It stayed in my memory because Hoeness & Beckenbauer spoke such good English and the English players, whose names are lost in the fog of time, sounded like uneducated morons. Having seen Slabhead interviewed, not much has changed over the last 50 years

I remember seeing a TV interview years ago before an England - West Germany match with Hoeness and Beckenbauer and a few English players. Guess who spoke the best English.

Offer Brighton the Henderson money to re-sign BGJ.

Adrian is on twice the wedge they pay Kelleher. Give the lad a new contract with a decent wedge and hope he doesn't try the Tonya Harding method of gaining selection.

He didn't say they're any good, he said they're an upgrade. At the right price, they are.

The Old Couple.

When the hero needs to steal the uniform from one of the enemy, it always fits like a glove no matter how big the original owner was.

More orange trees

Lots of 30s & 40s movies stars named and imitated.