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Saw some of the Sydney supporters in the crowd waving blue toilet seats. I wondered what it was about

Just because they all call me Mr Glitter......

On my last trip to Vietnam a few months ago, a friend asked if I would talk to the children at her sisters little English private school. I love Vietnam and the Vietnamese people who are just unbelievably friendly so I jumped at the chance to repay a little of the kindness I've received. I enjoyed it so so so much, I returned for a couple more weekends before I went back to Australia. I returned to Vietnam a couple of weeks ago and went to the school for a class on the weekend. As soon as they spotted me, I was mobbed by the kids welcoming me back, it was magic, a truly terrific feeling. Needless to say, I'll be going back.

Condolences Ted. Words are never enough but YNWA, we're all here if you need to talk.

Try to get real casings - thin are lamb, thick pig. Try asking a decent butcher. The synthetic (collagen) ones are pricks to use. Lots of stuff on YouTube these days. Pork or lamb shoulder is cheap to use, don't skimp on the fat content. Salami is OK at this time of year in Aus, needs to hang in a cool dry atmosphere.

Brilliant. Sealed package so it doesn't make a mess when you throw the bean infested shit in the bin

In spite of their record of fuck all wage growth, cutting penalty rates, a draconian welfare system with worse to come to pay for tax cuts to billionaires and banks, corruption of a level Robert Mugabe would be proud of,mass environmental damage, no climate change policy and funded by the coal industry. If you want to see the Great Barrier reef, get your skates on. Between coal miners and land clearing, it is doomed.

Repped for One of our Dinosaurs is Missing

Watching on a mobile phone at 2 am in a hotel room in Vietnam wearing my Saigon knock off LFC shirt. My neighbours will not be getting a quiet nights sleep.

All the reports say 97 and also that she was born in 1924 (=95).

No particular order Justified Boys from the Blackstuff The Rockford Files Morecambe & Wise dinnerladies Band of Brothers Blackadder Only Connect The Wonder Years The Thick of It On the bench The 2 Ronnies Pointless

If Woves score a flukey goal and go one up just before half time and Shitty are 0 - 0 hopefully they will relax long enough for Brighton to fluke one. They then start panicking when they hear we're starting to knock some goals in.

Haven't seen any :- Star Wars Star Trek Harry Potter Predator Rambo Superhero since Christopher Reeves Any of that unfunny twat Adam Sandler Mike Myers (or is it Meyers who gives a fuck) Jason Bourne after the first one. Gone with the Wind (and frankly my dear I don't give a damn)

Because its two English clubs, it won't be an English referee. While this means we won't get any of the blatant anti us cunts like Mariner that we see in the EPL it probably means Kane or one of the other diving cunts will be falling over every time one of our players comes near them and getting away with it. The sort of thing VAR was supposed to stop. Being a neutral ground it also means we (hopefully) won't be playing on a pitch that hasn't been prepared to nobble us.

In no particular order The fabulous destiny of Amelie Poulain Father Goose Leon Trainspotting Casablanca The Princess Bride Zulu Battleground (1949 movie about the Battle of Bastogne) Dirty Harry Any decent Asian Lesbian porn flick On the bench - Indiana Jones Goldfinger Kiss me Kate

All babies are parasitic on their mum. This one will stay a parasite on the state. I'm proud to have been a 5 year old republican atheist who still believed in Santa.

Outside of their fan base who doesn't?

Leeds at Wembley 1965 Inter Milan at Anfield 1965 Inter Milan in Istanbul 2005 Barcelona at Anfield 2019 Four matches that left me in tears, full of pride and joy at the finish. What a great team, great club. The sight of them in front of the Kop singing YNWA is a memory I will forever cherish

Thank you all for your kind words. Your kind thoughts are much appreciated.

A close friend of mine found a lump in her neck last week and went to a doctor. After a few days of MRIs and blood tests, she was told she had terminal Lymphoma of several years duration, no chance of a cure. She took her own life last night, leaving those who knew her devastated.

I think he's going to need a bigger aerosol.

All the money the Catholic Church has, you'd think they could have installed sprinklers.

Saw his debut, so many years ago. Thanks for the memories Tommy. RIP

Having watched enough to see all those verges on negland. Should be in the amnesty thread.