Evelyn Tentions

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/07/cpac-coronavirus-conference-trump-pence Please, please, let it be an incredibly virulent strain

Must be a trump supporter. Useless twats have got the swastika the wrong way round. The Nazi flag has the arms bending clockwise, these are anticlockwise.

The top of my list always be Moreno. Even though he was probably concussed after being assaulted by Ramos, Karius makes my list, especially given his postgame attitude. Players who I thought were going to offer us something because of their talent but always put in in half arsed performances. Downing, Glen Johnson, Baloteli. Players who from the outset who were obviously fucking useless. Konchesky and that useless lanky twat who couldn't even stand up unassisted Jovanovic. Borini. Who got an enormous buildup but proved to be total shite. In a class of his own there was that overpriced wage thief Markovic In the managerial ranks my heart dropped as soon as I heard that Hodgson was being appointed and by the time the 6-1 defeat by Stoke happened I couldn't wait to see the arse end of Rodgers

I was hoping they would have the gorilla on drums rather than Phil Collins' son

I remember a comedian when I was a kid who had trouble thinking of a stage name until he saw the swinging doors at the theatre. Nosmo King Edit. Not sure how I remember that. Google tells me I was 3 when he croaked.

The general thrust of the in-match comments seems to be that Fabinho is the new Lovren. Oh dear.

Dentist when I was a kid was called Mr Blood. William James at a former job - it's William not Will or Bill or Billy - was universally known as Bill Jim

Biden is just more of the same Democrats - rich old white guy from party machine. Warren is just running to spoil Sanders and will probably get the VP ticket. Trump will thrash him, every tweet will be Biden, crook, Ukraine, bribes. 4 more fucking years of Trump. Doomed, were all doomed.

I arrived in '69. All they had was in the Monday morning Sydney Morning Herald, buried away with all the other sports about 4 pages from the back. Maybe 2 or 3 paragraphs if you were lucky. It was all rugby fucking league (all Sydney teams then) and sodding horse racing - right down to every milk horse running in a cow paddock. Even when they did start showing a highlights show or the cup final, it was all black and white until colour came in in the late 70s. I got my first (mega expensive) colour set to watch the 1978 World Cup.

Seasons will pass you by, I get up, I get down, I get up, I get down.....

I'm buying stuff online through a company called Lazada in Vietnam. Stuff coming from Saigon (1000km away) is usually here in 2 or 3 days after ordering The Courier phones when he is coming to deliver and takes a photo of you with your parcel. If your not at home, he arranges a delivery time. Delivery charge from Saigon is 20900 vnd - about 60p. The hassles of living in a third world country!

The Tangerine tyrants mind-numbing incompetence has been on display for a while this article scares the bejesus out of me. He will be the direct cause of who knows how many cases and how many deaths from the virus. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/01/trump-coronavirus-cuts-robert-reich

DNA. It's in our DNA etc. No it isn't wanker.

Weaponised. Fucking horrible. Gotten. It really grates but its actually English as spoken a few hundred years ago - it's English English that's dropped the ten. Like orange used to be norange. It went from a norange to an orange.

The US response is going to be the cause of widespread pandemic. Vice-incompetent Pence running the show, searching the Bible for answers. Testing for the virus costs $1500 to $3000 so many people will avoid self reporting. Then you have the Tangerine Toddler and his cheer squad downplaying the significance of the virus. The arch idiot Rush Limbaugh claiming it is just the common cold being weaponised (horrible fucking term) by the evil lefties to bring down Trump. Doomed. We're all doomed.

Even if all the matches start being played behind locked doors, what happens if one or more teams get infected or quarantined?

Tell Real they can have him for £250 million + Ramos' testicles

Stick it outside one evening with a "For Sale £20" sign with a phoney phone number underneath. It'll be gone by morning.

We are here so you can vent your feelings among friends without guilt or embarrassment, anything that helps you get through this horrible episode. YNWA

Horrible news. I hope its not what you fear. Thoughts are with you YNWA

Just for a change, a feel good story! https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2020/feb/24/how-real-sociedad-thrashed-third-division-club-deportivo-becerril-8-0-won-their-hearts-la-liga

They don't have a full load in the ammo so it doesn't break any tourist shoulders but it's a fun way of spending half a weeks wages in 30 seconds!

Don't miss a trip to the Cư Chi tunnels, especially if you fancy having a go with an AK47 or heavy machine gun. I also recommend the War Remnants Museum and a day trip to Vùng Tau by ferry.

Raul Meireles. Cue Stig with his favourite clip. It looks like they bought a job lot of size 15 shoes.