Evelyn Tentions

Yeah because none of them has already got a home office. It's just another excuse to get their nose in the trough

Until the 70s at least, the NHS relied very heavily on staff from the Commonwealth, especially the Caribbean and Africa

It's got a rating of 1.1/10 from 125 people on imdb so it's definitely not a classic! Final score stars Pierce Brosnan and is available on Typhoon if anyone's needing a time waster during lockdown

Wisconsin is just another example of the Republicans putting the boot into democracy https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/09/wisconsin-republicans-primary-democracy

Your disdain for this glorious ingredient marks you not only as a (hawk, spit) Southerner but a Tory to boot. It's absence should only be because of the lack of availability of a good blackpudding, which unfortunately is far too common. The name is a giveaway - full English. Neither beans nor those potato abominations are English and should be deposited in the nearest biohazard bin.

Toilet paper hoarding explained. Nearly half the country has to eat its own cooking for the first time.

Not yet.

Not if your missus has had a "tidy up" You might never see it again

No black pudding would have tasted great after it's had the orange shit contaminating it

Sick bastard. And I'm not talking about Boorish

Whatever the rights and wrongs of players salaries are it's a bit fucking rich of Hancock to be whining about it when his fucking party has been slashing the NHS budget at every opportunity for years

It seems that it is fairly easy for the virus to be passed to different species of cats. The big worry is if the virus can then be passed from cats to humans. If it can it creates a huge scary reservoir of infection

so either she slept with her eye makeup on overnight or she walked into a couple of door handles during the night

No but I'll have a biscuit

did anybody ever see a movie called Sunset? James Garner and Bruce Willis in one of his first films. Very funny movie, give or take a lie or two

bearing in mind Johnson would call a tent with a red cross on it and a camp bed inside it a hospital

For about 3 weeks a few years ago Mr Kipling Battenburg were in the supermarkets in Australia, the only time I've seen them in 50 years in Australia. Fucking love Battenburg cake.

Christopher Foyle Louis and Briggs (The Detectives) Gideon of Scotland Yard

Run a top 5 thread first to get a list of the top contenders.

Sorry Tony. I got carried away

Harry Callahan

In Vietnam, kids are using Zoom for home schooling. Loads of them have been giving it one star ratings on Play Store hoping to get it removed.

Amazon and their cheif cunt Bezos seem to requalify for a different reason every day. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/31/amazon-strike-worker-fired-organizing-walkout-chris-smallls