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Thank you, attention seeking it is then

Will someone ask him whether he wants to stop threads with pictures of naked/semi naked women. Due to my credibility he cant answer me.

Silly sod

What are you trying to achieve? Do you want to stop threads showing pictures of naked/semi naked women?

I wish I could have written this

This is far better

I like to think i'd have done the same as you with a "fuck off" at the end. In reality i'd have answered the phone.

My mum used to work at Wavertree school for the blind and she managed to survive. I'm sure that helps

Some poor people are poor because they are lazy so its no surprise they get fat.

I've heard a saying that is new to me yet instantly identifies the person that says it as a cunt. It was said by a cockney on a radio phone in with reference to the owner of a certain east london f**tb*** team and the fact that, and i'm guessing, the bloke referred to has got no balls. But, instead of balls he said "minerals" "He hasnt got the necessary minerals to put things right" Fuck me

Come to think of it Anyway, I'm not really into bird watching but the weekend before last we went to Logans Rock near Porthcurno. We saw Cornish Choughs (steady) but the best bit was watching a load of gannets dive bombing for fish in among a pod of dolphins. It was a bit cold and breezy but sat there with a flask of coffee enthralled for an hour

My mrs is a bit of a bird watcher, came in last week all excited because she had seen a spoon billed summat or another. She goes bird watching with a skinhead fella and I go boozing with his wife. All a bit strange

Hes a man of no principles, he even touted himself to go back to Spurs because he heard their strike force was bent and keane

You fucking liar, I've got at least 4 of them

Fucking snowed in the with mrs. Its ok for her shes got me for company

Me and my gob, fucking snowed in so now im going to starve to death

Going to the gym is the opposite to a night on a piss. You dont look forward to the gym, dont particularly enjoy it whilst youre there but feel great afterwards. I try to go 3 or 4 times a week, i guess i'm lucky with work patterns so I can choose when I go. I have a set of rules I try to stick to - The whole leaving the house, doing my routine and back home has to be less than an hour and a half I always get it out of the way as early in the day as I can so there is less time to give myself excuses not to go Always have headphones on and ignore everyone I always chew gum at the gym, dont know why but wont go if i havent got any I never shower at the gym after a session, I want to be out and home. My cardio is all done on the cross trainer - no damage to knees, back etc I always do 3 sets of 8 on the weights and do no more than 5 different types I only wish I could get a game of 5 aside and I would be happy

Fuck all here in the arse end of the south west. It doesnt snow often, not seen any in the 4 years i've been here, mind you, I can imagine it will be bedlam when it does.

What about the pig farmer?

A friend of mine always dreamed of being run over by a steam train, when it finally happened he was chuffed to bits

I told my mate the other day that I didnt understand cloning he said "that makes 2 of us"

My nephew goes to school outside San Diego. Last week they sent a circular to all parents telling them that they had intelligence that there might be a risk of a shooting incident so an increased police presence was necessary, but dont worry, the school takes the safety of its pupils seriously. Its a pity their fucking government doesnt

Whitby is a place to avoid if depressed, full of fat Middlesborough types talking funny and eating chips. Nah, I dont mean it really, I did like it when I last went

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