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He's probably waiting to see what happens with the Madrid managerial position before committing.

I can't help but think some of these women never got colouring in books when they were kids and are now over-compensating.

Tough crowd.

They headed out with thoughts of pulling a stunner. Despite their best shirt, ironed jeans and a liberal spraying of Lynx Africa, it's hit that point of the evening where it's big Sandra with the wonky eye or no one.

God told me to wish you happy birthday.

Never forget this classic either:

Bet he feels a right tit.

Check out the Soundmagic e10 series. Still probably the sweet spot for that kind of range. I've got a spare pair I could sling your way, you'd just need new tips (probably got an unopened pack of them sitting around too). They don't seem to suit my ears.

I've only offered my services in a temping role. I want to keep my options open.

Go throw some Ginster's at Allardyce, see what the Gamorrean says when they slap the meat goods on the table, and what his agent says when they offer to double his cholesterol level.

I'd rather we didn't do any player swaps with City as I've a horrible feeling we'd end up with Joe Hart.

I think the problem is he seems to want to go to Juve and they seem keen on him. They were never going to meet our valuation, and for the paltry fee they would've offered we may as well keep him for the final year. If we had sold him for, say, £15m, we still wouldn't have been able to prise Goretzka away from Schalke, which leaves us one body short and having to try to find a stop-gap for a low fee who'll just be eating up wages once Goretzka (assuming that's who we have in mind) and Keita arrive. It's all a bit shit, but I reckon we might come out of it alright. I rate him, but he's not the kind of player who should be dictating to the club over a new contract, wanting x amount and assurances of game time. He's honoured his contract, and we've paid him. To be honest, I always felt Klopp didn't rate him, and the supposed German love-in was media guff.

Happy birthday, have a good one.

Imagine if they won the derby and then got relegated. They could potentially dine out on their derby record being intact for years.

Wisdom tooth finally making its presence known. I'm in my mid-thirties, the malingering bastard, and now my jaw aches. To top it off my dentist told me he'd rather send me to hospital, as if they bugger up and paralyse half my face they can be the ones to get sued. Charming.

Alex K and Clarence. It was close with Pidge, but ultimately I think Belotti's inexperience and multiple players wanting to play the 10 role would leave them a bit disjointed, despite the talent there.

I went for Ardja, and then it was a toss up between Elite and John101. One has a questionable defence, in terms of facing top level opposition, and the other has an inexperienced attack. In the end I plumped for John101, even though I still have misgivings about Mbappe and Kane, as Elite's back line would probably be shakier.

Not sure whether to get back into fitness watches. I had a fitbit which I liked, but after a while I found the constant monitoring of my activity to be a bit nagging. It broke, and I went back to my old G-Shock and haven't really missed it. The heart rate monitor is the only thing that really interests me into grabbing another one.

This thread is proving tough to masturbate to.

They just wanted to see what was behind the curtains.

I'll replace Cassidy with Stirling Moss, ta.

Moreno and Klopp are the scorpion and the toad. It's just in his nature.

I'm not even shocked. At 3-1 it felt like we were in a tailspin, and for all his plaudits, Klopp has rarely shown any aptitude for correcting that through tactical decisions. Banega bummed us and at no point did it look like it dawned on anyone what was happening. We go through decent patches of keeping clean sheets by playing fortuitous runs of fixtures against shite, but the cracks are always there. I'm not even sure you can lay this entirely at the foot of the defence, as there was nothing in front of them. Luckily we could look to the bench and bring on the Ox...

The Lidl one where the woman double dips her food in the salsa. Isn't sharing germs with strangers cheeky? I look forward to the follow up, where she gobs into their soup for a laugh, the dirty mare.