Babb'sBurstNad

Nuke Grimsby from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

@Mook How much do you reckon you could really fit up your arse? No jokes. To the nearest vegetable size will do.

Happy Birthday

Tried some of these: Meh. They're not exactly super chocolatey, just chocolate digestives with some choc chips in. I don't think digestives suit choc chips like Hobnobs. Not a bad dunker though.

I didn't watch the Fulham game and we won. Therefore I won't be watching this game. You can thank me later.

The algorithm knows me.

I've heard he's hungry.

It's a risk, but that's the market we're in. There isn't a standout candidate available. Seems we're trying to find the new Mainz Klopp as we couldn't get the new Dortmund (Alonso) one. I guess it comes down to what do you prioritise, a proven winner or a good fit for the club, because right now someone with both isn't out there.

Hmm, maybe he can wear a hat.

If he gets the job, he has a couple of months to grow a beard or I'm booing him.

Don't like Slot, he looks like the fella who rapped on Barbie Girl.

Valachi. He blew the lid off the whole thing. Gravano was just one of life's survivors. Once he realised it was all bullshit he fucked everyone over, lived outside witness protection, then goes back to running dope, taking the fall for his kid. Gotti was foolish for flapping his gums too much.

Poor Things Certainly different. I preferred the early black-and-white part, very '20s German Expressionism. Stone's great, but if anything the more she spoke the more I kept thinking of Winslet's line in Extras - "You're guaranteed to get an Oscar if you play a mental." Thought Ruffalo stole the scenes the pair were in. The whole atmosphere works well though, especially the score. Only real quibble would be the ending. That seemed out of character for Bella. 7.5/10

Gary O'Neill? I'd rather give the job to Sven. Let the man live his dream properly before he goes.

This is like a depressing game of Guess Who? Is it someone I already hate?

Beard > height. That's scientific fact.

Despite some bad losses, I still feel like he passes the eye test, so to speak. Gets his team playing positively, and the stats tend to back that up. If he grew a proper beard I reckon people would accept him.

It'll be De Zerbi, won't it?

All fair points. Atlee was bold, but he also had a population that accepted the continuation of rationing while we restructured, and oversaw immigration to help rebuild Britain. We've got a population that voted for Brexit and sees immigration as the enemy.

That's a fair point. But, playing Devil's Advocate, do you think Brown would've opened the purse strings in the same way if he was inheriting this bin fire of a post-Brexit economic landscape? Labour got pretty lucky in '97.

The Hodor of eggs there, holding back the bean army.

Fancy us to get a result away from home more than at home right now. Reckon a win on the road with a handful of bouncing travelling fans could be the shot in the arm some of these players need.

ZZ? This story might have legs.

Fuck him. Hope he loses every game from here on and his beard goes all patchy.