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Ahh fuck it typical spaniards isn't christmas and new year enough in one week. I retract my last statement and await my beating with a kipper at dawn.:whoops:

HAHA I got 3 negs just for having an oppossing opinion to most others but 2 negs from 1 person wow good going you really fucked him off!!

Looks good on the vid but will have to wait and see if it's bollocks or not. Hope not though he could work well with FT up front.

Doesn't say if it's female or male virgins so they could have hundreds there.

And forces us to do so aswell. Grease up on the plane it'll make going through customs alot less painfull. Just another cunt who thinks he's getting 70 virgins for his efforts.

I agree with this and it shows that even after 5 years in charge he STILL hasn't grasped or doesn't understand how to play in the EPL. This along with his almost selfish unwillingness to try something different when what he is doing isn't getting results. I just don't see us winning the EPL while he is in charge, don't get me wrong he is a good cup manager, as he has shown but the EPL is not in his tactical arsenal.

:| How does that work then? A clean sheet would be nice to show the back 4 are starting to get it together and if we can get a goal on top of that fantastic. I just hope we don't get an early goal to "defend" for 60 minutes.:whoops:

OMG another one bites the dust!! HAven't you learned from the rest of us? Kidding. Congratulations to you both.

Never ever ever!! It's good for keeping your mind active and with the Wii good for the body too. My mother is 65 and her partner 68 and both are still gaming on the Wii fit and online gaming too. Too old when your in a box.

Grats Dermot and hope you enjoyed sleeping as your not gonna get much for a while.

Georgie Thompson gets my vote just as she don't look the kind of girl that would let you, so just ram it up there dry and see how she goes.

I'm just pleased that the X-fucktards didn't manage to manipulate another christmas #1. Maybe some bands might think about writing something for christmas in future as it's been a waste of their fucking time since Simon Cowshit started X-giveusyourfuckinmoneyter. Well done to the 2 people who promoted RATM to get it to #1, I downloaded it to help the cause. Can't wait for the "xmas #1s of the noughties" album to come out. Will it have the radio edit on it? I wonder!

no they have had a stocking and they love their christmas day breakfast. We did the thing of them having all the presents in 10 minutes one year and they were fucking horrid and said they liked it more the other way.

WaltonRed which channel is the queens speech on at 16:00? Or is that on +1? Our day is: 9 am woken by kids with their stockings. 9-9:30 open stockings and have a brew in bed. 9:30-10:30 downstairs for pain-au-chocolat and hot chocolate for breakfast washed down with bucks fizz. 10:30-11 wind up kids that santa didn't come 11 release the kids into the living room. 11-12:30 open some pressies 12:30-13:00 get final stuff for dinner done 13:00-15:00 open some more pressies 15:00-17:00 watch queens speach a finish off the pressies and get dinner done 17:00-18:00 have dinner 20:00-21:00 kids to bed All the while liberally laced with booze and a good smoke after the kids go to bed.

I was going to get this for the PC but found out it's shit so I am going to carry on with COD4 for now but I have got a Wii for the family for xmas and wondered what it's like on there and is it worth getting the gun to fit the controllers to?

I remember sitting one of my final exams in college. Having gone most of the day without a trump I was wondering if they were going to happen as I had had a really nice curry the night before. 10 minutes into the exam I started with one of the best and loudest farts of my entire life. On top of that it was stinking we only had another 2 hours 20 minutes to go and I carried on throughout. Happy days......

Either that or Rafa wants to sign Heskey so the transformation from winning side to pile of shit on a stick is complete. Just a thought

I must admit that was a strange ad dave. I think they were just highlighting that bikes can disappear from view very easily and it doesn't take alot to have a quicl glance over your shoulder first. On a bike this is called a life saver and I use it when driving the car as well. I also wonder where you live, if your in a city then you have all the pleasure of bike couriers and they are lethal I admit. Anyway I would like to wish you all a merry christmas and a prosperous and safe new year.

Stoner yes there is alot of decent bike riders but as you said you can go 0-60-0 quicker than my car can get upto 60 and ypou like to prove that when on a 40mph road. Its the same for boyracer type cars they should fuck off aswell. We get both good and bad in cars and bikes but IMO most accidents are caused by the bike going to fast or overtaking at stupid junctions. Again that is the idiot minority that speed in built up areas. Yes I will speed but never in a 40 limit or lower. As for overtaking in stupid places, this is another car V bike bone of contention. What looks dangerous in a car isn't on a bike, where a car say needs 300 yards to over take a bike will do it in less than a third of that. Alot of look to be speeding but aren't as firstly there is the surprise of the bike "appearing out of nowhere" which means a car driver is daydreaming away and not paying attention to what is going on outside of his safe little cacoon and secondly there is no law against acceleration infact you are taught this while learning to ride a bike. It is legal to accelertate past a vehicle that is traveling close to the speed limit as long as you return to the speed limit as soon as you have passed that vehicle. I admit some bikers use this as an excuse which is wrong but the majority don't. So try being more aware of your surroundings while your driving, next time your out in your car imagine your walking in that traffic and your are totally vunerable to the actions of EVERY other driver, watch for everything that is going on in front of you AND behind you as that's why cars have mirrors. If you asked a car driver and a biker in the same traffic to tell you what is around you I can guarentee the car driver will have noticed only the larger vehicles whereas the biker will have noticed most if not all the vehicles around him and what people are doing on the pavement and structures around the road. Believe me, I know there are some real fucking twats out on bikes, but there are alot more who know what they are doing and do it safely and well.

I'm not saying there aren't idiot bikers around, there are far too many of them, but for those of us who do ride responsibly we get really fucked off at being lumped into the same catagory. Also car drivers do not understand the caperbilities of a bike, my bike can do 0-60-0 quicker than your car can get to 60. Our braking distances are far shorter than yours, our acceleration is far greater than your and our tyres are designed to do it. If you don't get an advert where a car is turning right OUT of a junction into the path of a bike I wonder if you should be on the road at all. Four close friends of mine have died on bikes, only 1 was his fault (We all knew he would from the way he rode) the other 3 where hit by cars. 1 was the same as the advert with a MPV pulling out in front of him ( she gave him that little room he didn't even have time to brake) The second was hit by a car while he sat waiting to turn right and the 4 was my best friend who I was following at the time when a car cut the corner he was going round killing him instantly. The driver said I didn't see him on a clear day with both of us using headlights. We use less road (hence the legalisation of filtering) we pollute less, we damage the roads less and we are far more aware of what is going on around us without the protection a car gives you. If everyone had to ride a bike for 12 months less bikers would die at the hands of distracted car drivers.

But hang on he fought long and hard to have "control". Doesn't it seem odd that now he has we are in the shit and it's not looking good for a way out? Having managed 15 members of staff I knew that it was MY responsibility to have a happy workforce, if they weren't it was MY fault not my bosses not the owner of the place but me and only me. If orders for stock were wrong again it was down to ME as I made the orders. How does it differ for a manager of a football team? It's down to him to motivate the players to play well even when the shits hitting the fan behind closed doors. Also how the fuck do they get these bullshit payouts when they get sacked? If your not doing your job right and not fullfilling your contract then you get fucked off out the door with a fairly shit referance not a shed load of cash for your cockups.

....cheer up you miserable cunt IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS. I smiled had a beer and got stoned and HEY PRESTO she was right. Merry christmas one and all.

I am behind the team 110%, I don't pick out players and blast at them for thier play as on paper they should and could be good players, in not great players. I have, however, become very disillusioned with the manager. All this with the players coming out saying it's not Rafas fault it's ours is complete and utter bollocks. The manager is there to 7bring out that star talent in the players, to make them believe they can do it, to motivate the team when things aren't looking too good, this is HIS job not whinging in the press about SAF or AW or coming out with bullshit excuses in post match interviews and trying to be sarcastic about the refs decisions. The blame lies with him NOT the players. Look at the Arsenal game, we were 1-0 up at half time and didn't look too bad, then after a 10 minute chat with the boss they come out and play like a pub team. I would have alot more time and respect for the guy if he did stand up and be counted, take the blame and GET IT SORTED. I have to admit I didn't want him in the first place and I have always said we will never win the prem under him. He is a great cup manager but not good at the long haul of a prem season. Ok I'm calm again and I've got off my soap box awaiting my slapping down.

I'm a biker and LOVE it. No radios, no mobile phones, no kids screaming in my ears and no metal box around me to give me a false sense of security. If everyone had to ride a bike for a year there would be far far less accidents with the excuse "sorry officer I didn't see him" But I have to agree alot of the bornagain bikers are a bunch of twats who think a 1000cc bike now is the same as the thou they rode in the 50's and 60's.