Chip Butty

She is tremendous. Boss find that Crouchie.

Valium and the something or other about planets Shite. Avoid it at all costs. Having said that, the G/Kids enjoyed it though. Think it was because it was shiney and bright, had semi human aliens and a cute little dragon thing. Still shite though. 2/10

54% of people who have the snip see a 17.5% reduction in erectile length and 62% have a reduction in virility urges, Bar that, you'll be fine. The other 46% go gay Figures gathered by the pub rumour society

Have you tried it? I've done both and this has no major difference. However, if you're one of those types that burn their black puddings to the core and leave no rareness of the inner, pretty much like a steak, then ye, go with your ASDA's own black pudding.

To be honest TM, I/we don't eat meat anymore, so we try harder with the non meat bits in a brekkie. Black pudding is now sorted with these http://blackpuddingshop.co.uk/vegetarian-9-c.asp If anyone wants more flavour to a brekkie, duck eggs are the way forward.

I'm catering for the masses. Make your own, it pisses on anything else.

Considering myself as a bread aficionado, there are three elements to boss toast 1. The bread 2. The butter 3. The cut The bread at the very least has to be a thick sliced Warburtons(manc I know but we will have to give a little) but where ever possible, a Bloomer loaf, self cut to personal taste, though the better satisfaction is for one to make ones own bread. The butter has to be a churned milk variety, with a high salt content, personally I would recommended Aldi's west country farm house butter with flecks of Moldon salt. Marg is never an option and is only ever best used when removing things like tar and molten rubber of your skin. Triangular ponce cuts are out, straight scouse half cuts rule, ok la. Colour is never a debate, its personal. Fried bread is generally a ponce cut, however only ever fried in butter with a plop of olive oil, and then add more of each, to each turn, when frying. Semi stale bread is king. Too fresh ain't no joy and the bread acts like a sponge. Brown sauce(HP of course) with fried bread is the king of combo's.

Then 31 Not in to all these soundtrack to, bucket list of, greatest life experiences when - list of compartmenting things, kind of person. Not knocking anyone who does like, just not my kind of bag. Miserable cunt or what eh.

Life! If all that there was to spread on toast was shitehawk marg. Anyone cutting it triangle style, is a bad ponce as well. Fried perhaps, but never, ever, toast. You lose all toast butty making capabilities cutting it like a ponce.

Margarine on toast is the absolute trampiest thing to do. Where do they live, skid row? I'd rather eat the plate than entertain that muck.

Watched the rugby wold cup final in 1995 in Amsterdam, upside down in a hotel room with a mixture of royal marines and my other mates, playing spoof/forfit games, having to drink beer through 4 day old sweat laden socks, only braking out to leg down stairs bollocko to leg across the road and 'touch the lamp post' and leg it back, whilst also doing far too much white widow and lemmo. South Africa won, btw.

He's genuinely confused with all crosses and the wider defending thing as well.

The honky bastard, I hope he gets something bad, like a whitlo or a paper cut.

Now 47

Solo, Seppblatter, Kylewalker and Jabba the Unsworth.

No doubt we'll weave our magic and make him shitterer.

You're either with us, or against us - thats my scan on it all. He quite evidently isn't, so bin this kid off soon and make sure we do the binning off, not this lad. .

Love the hairy little road runner bastard. Staring to get those John Barne's kind of male love in feelings, for the little beautiful bastard.

Not watched as of yet, but there is a new series of the Detectorists starting on BBC 4 tomorrow night.

It would be neglect of duty if the FA, the Premier league and probably more importantly Liverpool Council, didn't undertake an investigation. Unless of course Moshiri falls from the edge of a boat in the coming months A la, a certain Mr Maxwell.

It would be an absolute tragedy if this Paradise Papers leak proved true and in some way everton football club were implicated and subsequently penalised via a large points deduction and Moshiri banned from owning a football club. An absolute tragedy I tell you, tragedy.

O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave homicidal maniac

Once again the Grauniad proving it can't spell, mistakingly spelling obsessed, like based.

Prince Naive

Meg Lilley, Dominic Calvert-Lewin's bird