Barzini

McGeady is no dummy either, tricky wee fucker, we'll need to keep an eye on him

How many is Barry going to get away with the shithouse

The Emma Watson one appears to have been some kind of viral marketing to try and get 4chan shut down and also appeal for Internet censorship. Yeah, good luck with that.

He's a decent shot stopper but I've noticed that a fair number of shots come off him and back into the danger area, he doesn't seem to get them off to the side or round the post enough for my liking.

What a fucking strike that was from Raheem. Just watching the replay of it now, absolute cracking strike.

Great finish wee man

Good stuff this

Fucking hell Liverpool Mental

Score it ffs

Fuck me, that's just typical

Thank utter fuck, now don't concede one

Great tackle Moreno

Am I a conspiracy theorist if I point out that Spy Bee's rep total is 911?

Preacher. I never knew there was a wrestler called Billy Graham. I've probably just signed his death warrant now though.

Borini has every right to turn down the move. I'm sure the club would rather have had the money to reinvest in January or next summer, but we also tried to offload Henderson onto Fulham and since the player refused the move has gone on to become an important first team player. I'm not saying Borini will force his way into the first 11 but if he can get his head down, work hard and improve his game he may well change the managers mind about getting rid of him. It's up to him now to show what he can do if/when he gets the chance.

Totally forgot about this, seems poor form to add Rivers at this stage so I'll replace Eli Wallach with Billy Graham please.

I wouldn't sell them the steam off my piss for £20m

My father in law is a member at portrush, he'll be the steaming drunk one in the bar making a fucking show of himself.

Unless it's one of those new bio-fuel engines that runs on shite

He's always wanted his own ring entrance etc etc

GRENADE! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-27913705 *runs*

Yeah he wouldn't move there but it would be interesting to see the reaction. Imagine the frothing at the mouth as he jogs onto the pitch with YNWA tattooed onto his knuckles.

Gerrard although not the force of nature he once was is still head and shoulders above anyone else in our midfield for me. Sturridge when fit is one of the best strikers in the league, if not the best. Sterling is a fantastic talent, he's got absolutely everything, ok he maybe needs to work on his finishing but if he applies himself can go on to be a truly top class player. Those are my 3. Honorable mentions to Coutinho, who if he can find consistency is up there with the rest of them and Sakho who I think has the potential to be a monster of a player although he's not there yet.

What kind of price are they offering fibre at in the uk? I'm currently in Dubai and checked our options yesterday. We pay about £60 per month for basic tv package (no movies, no sport), phone and broadband (16 down, 1 up). I also pay about £13 a month for the footy on top. If I upgrade to fibre (100 down, 10 up) it would go from £60 a month to £135 per month! Needless to say, they can stick it up their arse.

I've never heard of chot potha either, that dish looks like what I'd call chana masala Edit: although a quick google tells me they are different dishes. A chana masala is a punjabi dish and chot potha (or chotpoti) is Bengali.