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Jennings

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  1. Liverpool are second. Arsenal are below. ..and Everton Arbeloa. HAHAHA... /me gets coat and leaves, grumbling quietly.
  2. I keep checking this thread to see if any ladies have posted. :drool: Just kidding...I..er..think wanking is disgusting!!
  3. I am not disagreeing with the overall point, but this poorly researched... "Type “Roma” and “stabbing” into Google and you get 280,000 results" For example type "Liverpool" and "stabbing" and you will get a similar figure...type "London" and "stabbing" and you will get 1.2million results.
  4. I'd say "Hello Fernando, nice to meet you, but why are you in my dungeon from which I never emerge!?" If you're gonna stay don't touch the gash mags, or unchain the gimp!!
  5. Prior to his solo stuff (some of it is OK), the Icicles Works were a great Liverpool Band.
  6. I am not convinced ALL these ladies are real nuns!! I best go back over the pictures a few times to double check.
  7. I used to go out with a very attractive female teacher. She worked at the secondary school which I attended a few years previously. Once she asked me to help her put posters up in her classroom. I was surprised to find her classroom was my old formbase. A wicked evil plan began to form in my mind. If I canoodled with her in this room. I could tell my mates that i had kopped off with a teacher in our formbase. They would naturally assume that it was when we were at school and they would think I was cool!! Foolproof!! So a few weeks later I bumped into an old school chum...and I jocularly let it slip that I had kopped for a teacher in our old formbase. I waited for him to revere me as a god. Instead I was mortified when he said " I bet you did. Was it Mr McPherson?". I will always be one of life's losers.
  8. I think I have found a formula for saucyness/dirtiness. Sauciness is proprtional to the height of the ladies heels multipled by the pointiness of the heels. Check it out in the office tomorrow!
  9. I have always thought he is OK...much better than the other ex-pros doung the pundirty rounds.
  10. He isn't good enough. Unfortunately. We he plays in the orthodox winger 'line hugging' style, it gives us something we we have missed for a long time. If only he was a bit faster, better at beating a man and more aggressive.
  11. It was good...because they were singing the deprecating version of the Stevie G song...with the kissing crest etc....so it was quite an apt celebration.
  12. Legend. Remember Rivaldo bouncing off him in 2001. Whaddaguy. If I found him in bed with Mrs Jennings I would get him the spare blanket and fluff up his pillow.
  13. Philly that is really good...keep it up. Please don't think that it reminded me of anything in this link below.:whistle: It genuinely didn't. But hamstrung's funny comment reminded me of this... ...it is basically someone critiquing children's draawings. thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2 EDIT: I cannot posts URLs because I am a n00b, so you will have to cut'n'paste. ^^ the link above.
  14. Do you think the sweetcorn in my Pot Noodle can be counted as one of my five-a-day? healthy living here I come. How can they not be good for you? They taste so good.
  15. It is quite surprising that he has left for that minor altercation. I got worse than that with my first post. The most surprising thing of all though is that Fugitive has had an education. I feel differently about him already. :inlove:
  16. Class! Perhaps you should get him a bird! HAHAHA.. ...ZZzzzzzzz
  17. This is the kind of intellectual debate I signed up for this forum for. You don't get this on politicsandcurrentaffairs.co.uk. I voted for the lovely Miss Stevens but I think Cole (nee Tweedy) is a challenger. Obviously their primary rolee would involve cleaning up and washing dishes chez Jennings, while I go to the golf course.
  18. Big enough to fill three prams. :o
  19. I hope you aren't making reference to a none motorcycling pastime, involving 22 people, having started. Laptop...just finishing some work. Do you live in Manchester...do both of the embolded words confuse you? :party:
  20. Jeez...FFS lads...I was talking about King Kenny Roberts...you know...the motorcycling ace that won some...erm...stuff. And the game in 1978 was ...erm...a motorcycling game, of course. It was a great game!! The result?...yeah..it was 2-0 to the bikes. :whoops:
  21. I am new to this forum. I am a current poster on est1892 but thought I would spread my wings a little and post my dribble on another site. :) I am 40. First game in 1978. Fave ever player is King Kenny. When do we get paid around here...I just noticed that I have 500 vcash...can I buy jazz mags with it!?
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