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Bitch Fight between Owen & Piers Morgan
Get Carter replied to ScouseJim's topic in FF - Football Forum
Morgans a cunt! The cunt knowingly put hoax pictures of our troops torturing iraqi's on the front of the daily mirror whilst he was editor whilst thousands of troops where still out there fighting for country whilst the fat twat is back home just happy to publish any front page!! He's a cunt and simon cowell is a cunt for giving him a stage for his big fat cunt head!!! i dont like him ya know!! -
Michael Owen acting like a little bitch
Get Carter replied to Scott_M's topic in FF - Football Forum
Made me laugh when he came on and the Newcastle fans started singing "Theres only one greedy bastard" and waving £20 notes at him Of course he is a greedy twat, why do you think he played for you stupid cunts for 4 years it wasn't to win trophies was it!! They are fucking thick cunts up there i hope they never win anything EVER!!! -
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Be careful renting an apartment mate of mine did that with 2 of his mates paid £600 before leaving to reserve it and then pay the balance on arrival. When he got there place didn't exist but guy was still answering his e-mails for a bit before fucking him off.
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Went to Albufeira on mine last year early September. Got there at 11 on the Friday and then proceeded to get smashed. My brother had arranged a football match for 12.00 noon on the Saturday against a local team. Not the best of ideas as we are all mid thirties to early forties all fooked from the night before and it was a 105 degrees and we were wearing a long sleeved black kit!!! Great night out in the Old Town on the Saturday and Sunday loads of Dutch birds there on Holiday loved 31 scousers with bright red burnt faces and Walton Park busting his breakdance moves. Been to Magaluf and Dublin (when it was affordable) in the past and off to Benidorm in a few weeks for my mates i fucking love stag do's they are the bollox.
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San Carlo's is the best italian in Liverpool. Huge selection and always a table full of fanny on a birthday in there which makes pleasant viewing.
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I am there Tuesday and Friday. If I hear any names going round I will be sure to let the GF know!!
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A friend of mine is mates with Alan Hansen and Hansen says he is the best centre-half he ever played with!
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That was knockout Pairs in Walton and headers and volleys was also 60 secs Used to play in the Triangle on Bullens Road cause the wall went in slightly and it looked like a Goal. I have scored some stunning volleys there!!! (note: Had to be a full van basten type volley or Header none of this half volley nonsense)
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I played against him about 10 years ago in a Cheshire Cup match . He came on as sub. The pitch was a bit of a bog and he was a bit lightweight I guess after the injuries he had suffered I couldn't. I liked the fact he was playing for a local team with his mates just enjoying having a kick about of a Sunday and was in the boozer having a few beers after it. Never spoke to him but a couple of the lads that did said he was a sound lad. oh we lost 5-3 by the way I scored and Wayne didn't
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Disagree. Chelsea got the better deal in my opinion had Yossi not got injured. Going to be an expensive squad player on £100,000 a week for the next five years
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At least try and disguise the fishing rod before you get it out
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I cant see Adam coming in the summer. I see long term Gerrard dropping in front of the back 4 in the Alonso role. He will be 31 by next season so he cant be charging up and down the pitch as his injuries will start to be catching him up. His passing ability is on a par with Alonso's so I see him playing deeper over the next couple of years. Also i think Ashley Young will be a target in the summer playing wide right in a front three with Suarez playing from the left as he does for Uruguay. Just my opinion!
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I see this fella of a morning dresses like a gym teacher , tracky in the winter and running shorts in the summer. I dont know how far he walks to work but i have seen him on dale street tunnel, along all of scotland road and also going past the kop when i take that route i am guessing he gets the rattler over from the wirral. Not sure what school he works at but fuck me thats about a 5 mile walk everyday
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I am surprised the Tax Office aren't all over her books like a rash. She probably has an official turnover of about 60k a year but drives a brand new 70 grand set of wheels. Daniel the Narrator " How much did this dress cost?" Thelma "What do you earn Daniel?" Daniel " I cant tell you that?" Thelma " Exactly I cant tell you the cost of this either, the travellers would never forgive me" More like in my books i charged £100 + vat but charged Mary Jane Ellen £1000 for reddies
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They may poach McManaman off ESPN as they think he is intelligent.
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What a game that was by the way!!!! Spend 10 hours looking for someone in Walton Park who had fucked off home 15 minutes into the game without letting you know!!! Imagine how good that game would be now with mobiles
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Its less than that. I only know cause i got the headline in the local football about 7 years ago having struck a hat-trick the previous week to send my saturday team top!!! I think they done away with it about 5 years ago!!
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What a shop that was. I bought all my matchbox and Hot Wheels cars from there!!!!! With regards to the Argos that A-Team page brings back a few memories I ordered the Van and the box set I remember it having a plastic parachute in that attached to the figures fuckin boss that was!!!
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Try online on the Barbour site or a few of the independents. I have found that they have Barbour and Lavenham stock 20% cheaper than the stores. I got a coat online that was 100 notes cheaper than flannels
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I would buy it now WR if you really like it. My birds in fashion retail and says they stock pile shit stock just for the sales and all the good stuff they only buy a small amount of stock or it gets taken off the shop floor and put back out a couple of weeks later or is only slightly reduced either way you wont find your coat in the sales
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i dont think Blatter cares really he will be gone by the time this comes round hopefully from the earth. He has organised the two bids together to get one last big pay day for him and his corrupt colleagues before he goes why else would you do them together. He knows what he is doing and he knows he will be gone when it comes round for fucks sake he is in a job that had a four year tenure and he has been there 10 years cause he changed the fuckin rules it wont get any better when that French cunt replaces him either
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No use blaming the Beeb the fuckers running FIFA are corrupt as fuck. Russia & Qatar must have given them the biggest brown envelopes. The whole thing sickens me FIFA & UEFA have taken the working mans game and have turned it into a corporate gravy train laughing their cocks off at the gobshite countries and fans who continue to fund the fucking big jolly they are on. This year the FIFA delegates spent 7 weeks in South Africa for a 4 week tournament all at first class hotels, travel and restaurants they have spent the rest of the year being schmoozed by the candidates of Europe and the rest of the world trying to get the 2018 and 2022 world cups football fuckin stinks sooner it self implodes the fucking better.
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Tea has to be out of a pot with a tea cozy on so it is brewed and piping hot.....my nan made great tea it smelt great looked great and then she added steri-milk......used to take a fresh pint down with me once i turned 14 as I felt she would just think I was an awkward teenager not drinking her steri tea and insisting on fresh milk.......i never complained about the cake stand with a selection of cream cakes from the local cake shop mind!!!!! And simbo your work colleagues putting cold water in tea want the boiling kettle pouring over their faces so they remember how hot to make tea in future!!!
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What is the maddest thing your bird has done?
Get Carter replied to toneloc's topic in GF - General Forum
Lived with a similar loon years ago.....Once punched fuck out of me driving home after a christening because I had spoken to my mates wife for too long.....Came in from a night out claiming i thought i was cool in my new glasses and promptly snapped them in half (i cant see without the fuckers!) and the final straw that made me realise i had to get out we were having an argument and she started pulling her own hair out of her head in the rage....