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Dev Patel & Frieda Pinto

Greatest Sportsman i have ever seen "I dont wanna be boasting, but its difficult to be humble when you're as great as i am"

Get a cab across the river to the Aldstat (Old Square). It has a couple of Irish bars (Corkonian & Barnie Valleys) nd a load of old style german beer kellars. Alternatively ask for a cab to the Roman Baths and get the cobwebs blown out of your ears.

My biggest gripe with our local government is what have they done with the extra revenue that has been generated in the city over the last 5 years. We are in the top 10 tourist destinations in the world, surely this has created increased revenue into our local government so what have they been doing with this extra revenue that has been generated over this period. Why were they not using these extra revenues in order to subsidise the inevitable cuts that were coming? The only time i have seen Joe Anderson he was quaffing champagne with a load of Cronies at Chester Races in the summer....i presume that is the fat trimmed off the budget he is refering to above.

Rolling Rock £2.00 for a 4 pack in Asda

The Killers - Nottingam Foo Fighters - Wembley - Rod Stewart - City of Manchester Stadium Shakin Stevens - Liverpool Empire 81' (I was 6 he was my hero!)

I enjoyed, but I always buzz off Americans when they are on shows like that or shooting stars and they haven't got a fuckin clue whats going.....dont hassle the hoff man!

Was there at at New Year. Got out the Cab at Fremont Street about one minute before the lights went out and then the unmistakable sound of Roadhouse Blues came belting out it was fucking amazing. There was a Queen tribute an hour later but i missed that as I was blowing my dollars in the Golden Nugget........

If you remember rightly 10 minutes after that I thumped home an equaliser, whilst you were still getting ripped by their number 10 you were like Nick Tanner that day!!!

I'd heard that when me and the missus went. But the rep told us to stick to water in the day and not down 7 litres of Coke from the All Inclusive bar and you should be ok!!! Great Advice i was solid all week

Ian Poulter tells a good story about Bill Murray He had been playing with him at a pro-am down south and was at the dinner afterwards murray turns to him and asks him to take him to a couple of london boozers. Walking between two of the pubs they walked passed a house party. So Bill Murray turns to Poulter and says lets go in. They walk in and its full of students all pissed and stoned dancing around and the music blearing. Poulter and Murray headed straight for the Kitchen (as you do at a house party) and grabbed a beer. They then turned and looked at the sink which was over run with week old dirty plates and mugs. Murray turns to Poulter and says come on lets do the dishes. So there they are Murray washing all the dishes and Poulter drying and putting them away. When they had finished all of them they walked out of the party and on to the next Pub........ Tickled me when i heard it. How stoned would you have thought you were the next day thinking you had seen Bill Murray doing the dishes. I still think Poulter is a cock mind but a funny story none the less

If we are playing top trumps I trump your shabnam with Suranne Jones ooooohhhh her norks were top lumps!!!

Who told you that Bobby Brown!!!!

Met Jude Law in the ground before the England v France Euro's 2004. Asked him for a photo on my phone to send to my mates who were all in the boozer back home. "I'd rather not" was his reply the cunt and he strolled off with 2 birds to watch the game top cunt!! Oh and Margie Clarke asked me if I had any Charlie or E's in the Superstar Boudoir once!!!

Apart from them 2 Big Black Glass monstrosities, buildings like that belong in the fuckin 70's some fucking big brown envelopes got posted for them to be allowed up they are a fucking eyesore!!

It doesn't help that you live next to a Park and you have a nose like Phil Thompson i am not surprised your suffering the amount of pollen going up your hooter. Zirtek worked for me in the past when i was suffering £1.50 in Asda for 7 tablets get on it triggs!!!

I cant stand the fucker and all his fuckin mates Tarby, Lynchy, Parky and fuckin Cilla... He's already creaming the taxpayers for £60k an episode for Strictly Come Dancing and now we are knighting the cunt he's not funny, he cant dance and and he wears a fucking ferret on his head

Why the fuck is this stupid old twat being knighted?

I dont understand the negative reaction of some people to this signing? I dont think anyone other than Sunderland fans have seen enough of this lad to say whether its a good signing or not, but at the end of the day Comolli and Dalglish are no mugs and if they see this lad (and Carroll/Suarez) as the future then you have to trust their judgment. Some people on here forever bang on about we could have had Bale, Lennon, Young etc... years ago for a fraction of the price, but when players like Carroll and Henderson are bought they moan about them being kids and we need to be buying Mata, Aguero, Rossi etc... Who knows how they are going to perform or behave for that matter, David Silva has taken his time settling in and as for Tevez his recent conduct is a fucking disgrace. I just get the impression that signing young or established premier league players there seems to be a remit from the owners through to the manager that the first priority is winning the premier league or certainly building a team capable of winning it over the next 2/3 years not a team to finish 4th but a hungry British team to win with players that understand what the premier league and the club is all about. Just my opinion.

He is a lot quicker than you think, I have seen him rape a few full backs for pace this season including baines, evra etc...

I think he would be an excellent signing. Was Villa's best player last season has pace, can beat a man and has a final ball. Would take him over Young

You should have answered that Lampards better than Dalglish remark with "Lampards not better than Gerrard never mind Dalglish"

I met a playboy Centrefold at a Party I was at over in Indianapolis a couple of years ago. She was actually the centrefold for that month. She was extremely tidy smelt lovely and unusually didn't have a brain the size of pea highlight of my trip!!!

I know its directly the beatles but I always thought Bryan Ferrys version of Jealous Guy was better than Lennons.

Ridiculous comment. Young and Downing would be excellent signings giving the width that has been lacking for a number of years. Wickham and Jones are quite clearly for the future with Jones being a long term replacement for Carragher. I agree on Adam I dont he is good enough for a team aiming for the champions league! As for Barton whether he is a good player or not you dont want people like him anywhere near the club he is poison for all the good games he has had this season there is still a Morten Gamst Pedersen moment in the stupid fuckwit at any time!