Simbo
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What's the problem with mayo on a jacket? Potatoes and mayo are an awesome combination. Potato salad, for example, fucking rules!
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I'll have either beans & cheese, tuna & sweetcorn mayo with cheese, bolognese and sometimes (but very rarely) egg mayo.
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A bar of Dairy Milk has to be from the fridge. Any other form of chocolate bar (Star Bar, Snickers etc) has to be at room temperature so they are nice and soft/chewy.
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A woman I used to work with got done for the same thing. She got a call at work one day and said she had to leave immediately without telling anyone what had happened. A few months later she still hadnt come back and only told her manager that it was something private. Then one day it was plastered all over the front of our local paper. She had been shagging her dog and her husband had been videoing it. His computer also had loads of kiddie images on and videos he had made where he was carrying his camcorder round town trying to get 'upskirt' shots. Freaks.
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Cracking an egg into a frying pan without getting any shell in there. Also cracking the egg without the yolk splitting. Double fist pump.
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and do you know what it is today?.........Revenge of the Fifth!!!
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Place bacon under grill. Wait until it is only just cooked (cant stand crispy bacon) and throw on 2 slabs of thickly cut cheddar. Wait until the cheese has melted and remove from grill. Lay between 2 slices of soft white bread and squirt on some ketchup. Awesome.
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IE is fast enough for me.....once I've tweaked the Windows Registry settings and changed the maximum connections per server. Doing that allocates more bandwidth and improves browsing speed.
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Fuck the lot of yous. Ive never strayed from the IE path. I've stayed true since my first PC. More than pleased with IE9 as well, I've never experienced any problems whatsoever.
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Laptop speakers are notoriously bad. There may be something you can download that boosts volume (I've never had the need to look so cant confirm) but then you run the risk of distorting the sound. Either get some headphones or a cheap 2.1 speaker setup. I paid about £15 for my Altec Lansing speakers and they are absolutely unbelievable for the price.
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May the 4th be with you.
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I love watching Suarez play, he's unpredicatable and always makes things happen. I must say though that I'm quiet suprised at how erratic and wild his finishing/shooting can be. For someone who has scored so many goals throughout his career I was expecting a big more composure infront of goal.
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Describe your day in the form of a poem, song or rap
Simbo replied to Simbo's topic in GF - General Forum
That gave me goosebumps, Rondeco. Just beautiful. -
I know she's probably a bit too fake for some people but FUCK ME....I would absolutely ruin Amy Childs, she's right up my street.
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The Daily Fail would have you believe he was on the lash in Madrid this week. Or was he enjoying a quiet beverage with his team mates? You decide. By the way...how fucking cool is Raul? He's too cool for school. HOWL!
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I havnt played a football manager game in about 10 years but thought id give it a whirl after finding a torrent + crack. Its a little bit too indepth for me. Id rather just sign some players and play some games without all of the bollocks inbetween. I have, however, downloaded a recommended training schedule and tweaked the editor to get a bit more enjoyment out of it. With my £200m transfer kitty I signed Maxwell, Danielle De Rossi, Gareth Bale and Alexis Sanchez. I must say I'm pretty shit at this game as I'm hovering around 7th place and my results are a real mixed bag. I am slowly but surely getting more addicted to it though and find myself wanting to switch the laptop on at 6am to squeeze a few games in. 10 hours later I'm still in my dressing gown, unwashed, teeth not brushed and generally feeling like a complete bum. Great times.
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I think we should put in a £1m bib for shits and giggles.
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Describe your day in the form of a poem, song or rap
Simbo replied to Simbo's topic in GF - General Forum
Is that to the tune of Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger? -
The alarm went off at about quarter past 5, My eyelids felt heavy, am I dead or alive? The missus wakes up and rolls out of bed, Come back bitch I demand morning head, Ive woken up with serious wood, I contemplate a wank, I would if I could, But I cant because its half past the hour, I need to get up and jump in the shower, I stand under the water, it’s a little too hot, Time to blow my nose, get rid of the snot, Lime green mucus with a few spots of blood, Never ending bogies, so much it might flood, Time to get out and grab the nearest towel, What an inappropriate time to want to empty my bowel, I think I’ll wait until I get into work, Getting paid whilst I shit, a dump with a perk, I chuck on my clothes and jump in the car, A short trip up the road, works not very far, I sit down at work, grab my Liverpool mug, A nice cup of tea, a warm caffeine hug, Before I know it a few hours have past, Bashing out numbers, this job is a farce, Time for my sandwich, chicken mayo with corn, My job is so shit, I wish I was never born, Out of the office and on my way to lunch, Feel proper stressed, where’s a granny to punch?, To the post office to send off a packet, Its colder than I thought, wish I had worn my jacket, Now im back at my desk, typing a pointless poem, A couple more hours and a’home I’ll be goin’
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My first car was a MK2 Ford Fiesta. It was white and had the XR2 pepperpot alloys....I fucking loved it. The previous owner had fitted a 5 speed gearbox as to replace the 4 speed one....at 18 years of age I didnt have a clue what the fuck that upgrade did but I was proud of it none-the-less. I used to go out driving in it with my mates before I passed my driving test. One night I had 1 mate in the front, 4 in the back and 1 in the boot. We were causing havoc by driving around and egging people and generally being asses. We parked up in a car park and a couple of my mates thought it would be a good idea to start a fire next to the car. Before I knew it the car had caught fire. I stupidly started the engine to try and drive away from the flames but ended up bailing out. 30 seconds later the car exploded, the fire brigade turned up accompanied by the police. I thought I was fucked. In a panic I confessed to the fireman that I didnt have a license..he told me it was none of his business. The policeman started questioning me but never asked to see my driving license so I got away with it. I had to phone my parents at 3am to tell them what had happened and, as you can imagine, were less than impressed. I made a claim with my insurance company stating that I had been taken for a driving lesson at 3am by my dad and that the car just mysteriously caught fire. The stupid fuckers paid up. I've got loads of pictures developed of the burnt out wreckage....might try and upload them somehow for the GF.
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This is definitely more OCD but whenever I'm a passenger in a car on a long journey I have to 'mark' inbetween the lines down the middle of the road or lamp posts as we drive past them. I will either blink or tap my foot to 'mark' exactly in the middle of each one as we are going along.
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The tag 'lightweight' made me chuckle.
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I had a wank on the back seat of an empty single decker bus when I was 13.
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Just trying to imagine what that 'high' must have been like. SHAZAM. My brain has melted.
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She sounds delightful. I live in a rented 3 bed semi with my long term girlfriend, my 20 month old son and 2 cats.