If its a case of them not being in the bottom three until the 10th minute of injury time, on the final day, when the ball bobbles past T-Rex arms following a deflection off Dom Solanke's arse, then I am here for it.
Yup, Im not sure what has happened and why it has happened but the narrative will be that the police and social services were complicit and basically did nothing to stop it. And thats all the knuckle draggers need to know. Braverman was more than happy to spout this and the term 'illegals', in reference to asylum seekers on both political shows yesterday morning.