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  1. Mel Wood
    I'd say him too, and I had the pleasure of meeting him and his family last week too. A funnier, friendlier chappy in real life you couldn't wish to meet.
  2. Mel Wood
    If she's a bit deaf and doing porn like that, they could have called the movie 'Come Again..?'
  3. Mel Wood
    Well bloody shod yers then. Yes he had a heart problem and refused a bypass.
  4. Mel Wood
    He's actually dead now.
  5. Mel Wood
    Shouldn't that be 'Ropped'?
  6. Mel Wood
    Love Me Do - Dick Hyman's Keyboard Kaleidoscope, from 1964. Groovy.
  7. Mel Wood
    Julie Bowen in Modern Family She flies under the radar because also in the cast is Sofia Vergara
  8. Mel Wood
    You're probably right. I saw this Audi billboard in Bootle the other day, and while it's meant to represent 'WiFi in your car', all I saw was someone pulling their arsecheeks apart.
  9. Mel Wood
    So their logo is the lower legs and left hand of a naked man bending over, as seen under a bog cubicle door? Great.
  10. Mel Wood
    I'll do my upmost not to use any of those.
  11. Mel Wood
    In fairness, there was never that big a market in the middle east for takeaway pizza shops. That post's a bit facetious, sorry. I falafel about it now.
  12. Mel Wood
    My Weigh is one app. It basically turns the phone into a scale, using the touchscreen. Put it on a flat surface and stand on it with one foot and it'll tell you your weight. Nah, only messing. Don't do that. Got the HTC Desire last week and am chuffed with it like most of youse seem, bar the battery life and I've got the app killer and turned the screen brightness down now. Sky+ is a handy app, I thought - you can link to your own Sky+ box, set stuff to record etc.
  13. Mel Wood
    Maybe I'll also see the light one day but as of today, they repulse me. They're the devil's work. They're indeed slimy, seedy and they stink. Do not want.
  14. Mel Wood
    Harry Plinkett's reviews of the prequels say it all, for me. The review of the third prequel's out now too and just as smartly damning as the others.
  15. Mel Wood

    Bats

    Mel Wood replied to neko's topic in GF - General Forum

    They're lovely, I had bat stew on honeymoon. Like very bony lamb.
  16. Mel Wood
    I once used superhuman strength to lift 2 hundredweight canisters off my legs in what I thought was a fit of emotion but it turned out the gas in them was helium. Should have known it wasn't that special when they floated up to the ceiling and stayed there, I suppose.
  17. Mel Wood
    Remember vaguely (possibly read it) that an old fella sat in the main stand, kop end, was having a heart / angina attack - St John's medics were all fussing roung him in his seat, loosening his clothes, possibly putting an oxygen mask on him and a fella in the kop shouts 'Get out of his way and leave him alone will you, he's trying to watch the match, here...!' Which made me chuckle for some reason.
  18. Mel Wood
    The elasticated tape measure.
  19. Mel Wood
    Les Dennis Real name Leslie Dennis Heseltine. Says his mum was a big Man United fan and the 'Dennis' was a tribute to Denis Law. Alright, so your mum named you, in 1953, after a then 13-year old amateur footballer, 9 years before he signed for 'her' team then? And spelled it wrong? Get back to your 'Mavis' impressions.
  20. Mel Wood
    I used a tripod and just experimented with different shutter speeds at rush hour Odris. That one was about 5 or 6 seconds exposure with traffic moving about 20-30 mph I think. There was another one where police vans went the other way so I had red, white and blue going on in layers but the rest of it was out of focus so it wasn't as good.
  21. Mel Wood
    Bloody hell, some cracking photos from youse on this thread! Just starting myself, with the Nikon D40 with kit lens and the 70-200mm telephoto. Enjoying learning exactly how much I don't know and setting out to learn bits anyway! These are a few I've taken in the last week or so.
  22. Mel Wood
    The git never got back to me when I pitched a sitcom to him. It was going to be about a clumsy, accident prone buffoon of a drug dealer in Compton and was going by the working title 'Some Muthafuckas Do 'Ave 'Em'.
  23. Mel Wood
    FUCK you Mysterious Stranger perk. Twas fantastic to have in Fallout 3, so got it again in Vegas and now every time he appears, my character freezes and cause he only appears in combat, I get killed every time. Glitchy mofos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  24. Mel Wood
    I drive to work, and often see a tall slim figure walking the same way as I'm driving. Leather jacket, slim fit jeans, long straight blonde hair. Until I overtake and look back to 'check her out' and realise it's blond hair, not blonde hair. Evidently it's a biker type that looks like Stephen Hendry but with Claudia Schiffer's hair. Job-wise, either a welder or beautician.
  25. Mel Wood
    Dead blurry on my computer, that but from the haircut it looks a bit like Higgins to me. Stupidly on a shot with lots of body movement, it doesn't look jerky enough to be him though!
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