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sparta7

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  1. I went to an Indian wedding a few years ago in Birmingham. The actual daytime function was at Aston Villas function room. The food, the music, the finery that the women wore it was all absolutely briliant, Then after we had ate ourselves and drunk ourselves daft at the grooms fathers expense he took us down to his local in Solihull in a fleet of cabs for more ale in his local. An utterly brilliant experience of colour, tastes, sounds and getting completely slaughtered.
  2. Jammy Bastard. Jammy, Jammy Bastard. That should be me.
  3. We had the thin, pre porker era Elvis marry us in Vegas. Us 2, 2 witnesses and Elvis on an industrial estate outside Vegas, and it was bloody brilliant. Nice hotel, white stretch limo all that. And we had a great time in Vegas.
  4. Get some tetras to start, ones that like that, colourful and you can get quite a few relatively cheaply to get going. And put proper plants in with your decorative shipwrecks, cannons etc to give them something to hide amongst and oxygenate the water. And if you add further species make sure they arent the type that eat fucking tetras, like I inadvertently did.
  5. "Its so quiet here, if Elvis bought in a tray of chips you would hear the vinegar sizzling"
  6. Beckham is like an add-on Royal now, if anything is going on they just wheel that fucker out to gawp at people and put the camera on him. Will be Sir David soon, fuck knows why but it will.
  7. The fellah is a demon of a sportsman, and he doesnt hide his red credentials. And he seems a thoroughly down to earth bloke. I think for what hes done I'd be prepared to let him have a parade at Anfield, and if we get some positve publicity out of it I dont think thats any bad thing. Lets just remind ourselves what he did..he absolutely blitzed the field in the tour de france, had 5 minutes off, then blitzed the field in the time trials at the olympics. I'm not easily impressed but fucking hell this is out of the top drawer. We have had less worthy people on our centre circle because they were "local" well I'd give him the freedom of the city right now, because hes bloody great.
  8. When Lucas Neill broke Jamie Carraghers leg Gerard Houllier called it a cowards challenge. Gordon Taylor intervened to state that Neill was not a coward. Gordon?.....Gordon?......
  9. Regarding the contenders has their attitude to beans on a fry up been considered? One would hope so.
  10. Worst bar? Lennons Bar on Mathew St is absolutely desperate. A subterranean shithole.
  11. Anaconda. SFX my granddaughter could draw Supergirl. I watched Peter Cook in it and wanted to weep for him. Poor bastard.
  12. Just another reason to hope they get absolutely fucking annihilated in the Euros.
  13. I take it you mean Flanagan? Yes lets really get behind this young lad learning his trade, who had a good spell followed by some bad spells. But lets just call him shit and ignore any promise eh? Best Most Knowledgeable Fans in the World.
  14. Watched for the first time last night and was very impressed, will definitely try and find the previous episodes before the last 2 are shown next weekend
  15. I fancied this gig but 50 quid for a restricted view is nonsense. Maybe next time.
  16. another good shout, used to enjoy going there for a lunchtime sesh on a Friday when I worked on Old Hall St
  17. The Globe opposite Central station, excellent for the pre-train pint The Roscoe Head The Dispensary The Swan, Wood St Good beer in all, plus great jukebox in The Swan. Also all 4 are twat free zones ( unless I'm there)
  18. And has the RAF fly him round to play golf at 40k a pop. Freeloading twat. And saw his arse when he had to wait to get into Australia. The Aussies should have told him to get to fuck. As if they've got any use for him.
  19. when I went for mine it was noticeable the number of blokes who legged it from the waiting room. The nurse would come out "Mr Smith........Mr Smith?....( crosses through name on list).......Mr Jones.......Mr Jones??....etc etc"
  20. He will get some new experiences now at the bus stop: "my word...you wait all day for one then three come at once...extraordinary...."
  21. I always thought he was a bit of a tough guy. And when that cunt John Terry opened his gob at the world cup and stabbed his captain Steven Gerrard in the back he should have been sent home and not selected again. He didnt do this so fuck him, he is not fit to manage our club.
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