Was playing it yesterday and was running people over near the fun fair.
I stepped out of my car and someone barged into me being chased by a copper.
I found this quite amusing, so I proceded to be a good citizen and chase the felon. But, rather than be caught by me and give himself up, he jumped off the edge of the cliff into the sea, screaming all the way down and he died.
Admittedly, I would've beaten the shit out of him and blown both of his knee caps of, but he denied me that satisfaction by taking his own life. Cunt.