Paul Don

I agree. Sharpey shuffle indeed, what a massive twat.

I see, the types that use 10 words when 3 will do or feel the need to slip in a word with more than 6 syllables just because they can. Know what you mean exactly. Self important knobcheeses.

Bacon butties with tommy k, cup of tea, cigarette, paper, dump. In that order.

Do you also mean people who point out grammatical errors and over use of text speak?

Indubatably.

Best of British to you chap. Give 'em both barrels.

Was his name Solomon Grundy?

I'm fairly new here, but as you say Aidan there are a lot of people on here who haven't grasped what this place should be about before wading in with stupid over-the-top comments. I've only been reading this forum for about 18 months but have noticed a considerable decline in quality and indeed, 'the Liverpool Way'.

Yes, kneecap the knee-jerkers.

Give the lad a chance. Rafa must be wanting not to throw him in at the deep end as given our current lack of form it would probably not do his confidence any good. Either that, or he's not quite strong/fit enough to start the games yet. His time will come though. Maybe Wednesday or Saturday?

I was extremely pissed after my GCSEs and was in this girl's house 'helping' her babysit, as you do when you are 16. I fancied her mate but any chance of ever getting anywhere was blown out of the water when, after getting pissed on cider and Southern Comfort, I proceeded to have a shit and piss in the bathroom. Nothing wrong with that, except it was nowhere near the toilet. In fact it was on this really nice rug that was quite expensive. I wasn't welcome at that house again. Sorry - reread the question, best place would have to be at Great Point on the island of Nantucket, with the Atlantic Ocean crashing at my feet. That was a great shit.

3. Because she looks like my mum.

The players need to be fired up on Wednesday, to show a bit of character and mettle. No doubt they will be aware of the criticism coming from pundits, ex-players, supporters and internet-nerdlingers and will want to put it right. They simply have to be firing on all cylinders right from the first whistle, right to the last as you would expect that a team like Newcastle would be perfect to get the passing game going and slot a few goals in. However, confidence will be a bit on the low side after one terrible league performance where we made defensive lapses and one decent performance where the problem lay with the attack. I don't think Newcastle will be a pushover and in Duff and martins they have two fast tricky players who can score goals. I'd prefer to be proved wrong and for us to get 3 or 4 without reply of course. Midweek league games at home are usually a shite atmosphere but I hope the moaning twats get behind the team and inspire us on to victory.

I'm sure I heard Darke say Sissoko had been shown the red. This was despite the fact Momo was on the deck in pain having done absolutely nothing to Ballack (apart from win the ball cleanly). Shows how Sky are pre-disposed to giving Chelsea the benefit of the doubt.

Didn't see the series but read the book and thought it was excellent. True courages hown by those blokes. For survival tips anyone remember the 'Bushtucker Man' - Major Les Hiddens? He was in the Aussie army and served in Vietnam so he knew what the fuck he was talking about. Think it was shown on Discovery Channel in the 1990s.

Agger should start, he was excellent last night and also in the Charity Shield. He may not be as physically imposing as Hyypia (although he does seem to have good strength) but his ability on the ball could be crucial. Love Sami, and he'll still play a fair share of games this season.

Haha! Back, and to the left.

I've just had a tin of Chilli Beef soup with croutons and a barm for dippin'. Just though I'd share that as it was really quite tasty.

Is right lad. I had the Rattler which was a blue A-10 jet, the Havoc, and this boss jeep thing with a fuck off big cannon on top. I still have them come to think of it, still got some of the figures, Tomax and Xamot, Flint, Destro, and Roadblock to name a few. There are still a few dotted about my mum's garden from the 'Jungle Campaign'. MIAs they're known as. Still got the videos too, the Movie, which was pretty crap, and this wicked one called 'Arise Serpentor Arise' which was about how they created Serpentor from the DNA of all the great military leaders like Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Tsun Zsu (sp). Always remember whenever the word 'GI Joe' was mentioned some crappy dubbing bloke would go 'Action Force' in a really shite voice.

Have never had the pleasure, but if I did, given my sig, I reckon it would be a curse and a half. Too much temptation to watch repeats of 'The Bill' on UK Gold and slip in a few games of Pro Evo or Call of Duty. Or have a crafty one :whistle:

Nah, probably just stick to calling him a fucking cunt.

You've got to love 1st minute screamers from Kenny at the Pit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KN0_mFNmBA

Indeed you do mate, I was jet-skiing in Tenerife at the time. The exhileration of ragging it at 50mph was soon tempered as we ordered a drink in the nearest bar, where we stayed for the next 4 hours. There was an American bloke in the bar who had a cousin who worked in one of the surrounding buildings. He was beside himself, understandably.

Sopranos is a cut above 99% of all other TV series, American, British or other. Looking forward to episode 2 of season 6, so nobody better spoil it for me, or else there'll be a good old-fashioned mob war right on your doorstep.

On the refereeing list for our Sunday league there is a ref by the name of C. Thomas. Cue all the blues in the side moaning about dodgy penalties, last minute offside decisions etc. Unbelievable.