Alan Sex

The great unwashed tent to lean toward Americanisms - although Canadian spelling is more similar to British English. ie Color (US) vs Colour (Can) Americanisms can be really grating though - especially when trying to maintain a uniquely Canadian identity. There aren’t so many Britishisms here either. Except for perhaps with expats such as Moi.

Robbo may have a diminished role in the new system- can’t see him being pushed up to the top spot. I’m thinking VVD for a year or two, while he does a grooming job on Trent as Ass Captain.

If Hendo flies the coop, that leaves some definite vacancies in the Captain department. First of all, does big Virg get to be the main man, or do they look long term and put Trent on a pedestal. We would also need two more in the leadership group - who would you have? Slob? Mac? There aren’t a lot that spring to mind.

Saving mankind through smut and awful jokes. This will be my legacy.

Agent Elvis on Netflix. Elvis, violence, a stoned monkey - what more do you need in life?

Nah, Ali is taller than me and has a fuller beard.

How badly do you crave dick, though?

I heard he was already cooked up when he arrived. Witnesses say he came on the beak.

Slight thread hijack. Anyone used a back trimmer? If so, which one and is it any good?

I’m too sexy

The Mrs caught me having a sly fish tank once.

5’7”. Just a wee fella!

Could that young player be Bikeseatitch?

In all fairness, Unknown Hinson is a creepy bastard in real life.

Dirty Alan When taking your girlfriend from behind, fart in your hand and (cupcake) her. Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd. Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan

Urban Dictionary is really the internet version of Roger’s Profanisaurus. I’m sure all here are familiar with it. I saw something on t’internet suggesting to go on there and search up “Dirty” and then your name. It’s amusing.

Deserves to see out his playing days starting for a team where his brilliant teeth can glimmer in the bright sunlight. We’ve had some great times, Bobby.

Macron seem to be filling the void that umbro left. Then there’s that odd wing logo brand that the barcodes have. Under Armour never really got out of the starting blocks. I’d be fine with Adidas if they promised to not fuck around like Nike. Honestly not opposed to Macron either. They seem to make decent stuff.

I’ve just realized that the green and white kit doing the rounds looks like a Deportivo Wanka jersey. Buncha Wankas.

I reckon we’ll finish on her tramp stamp, and leave her to clean it up.

Taint necessarily.

Somebody please buy Gakpo (the second coming of Babbel) a huge pair of false tits to weigh him down so he gets his head over the ball.

Wasn’t sure where to put this. probably in the “so bad it’s actually good” list.