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It means a GF user is actively reading Wordsworth whilst having a turd. I have a strict anti-reading policy on the bog - what does one do with your penis whilst reading on the throne? Just let it flop around and risk nib touching contaminated sidewall?

That would be the worst thing ever.

Jesse Tobias is a nincompoop. Alain Whyte was the man. Problem is, Moz keeps falling out with them.

I watched this film and found it to be a trite and superfluous example of humdrum uniformity. The narrative was disorderly and severely lacking, and I am not in alone in noticing the flagrant borrowing of the basic ideas behind "Last Tango In Paris," which is acutely better in every department.

How a person can join the armed forces to take part in the current military campaigns the United Kingdom are involved in and expect to be treated as a hero is beyond me. As someone has already said, a real hero would have stood up against "their orders" and questioned the hypocrisy of swearing an oath promising to "honestly and faithfully defend against all enemies" when they were invading a country thousands of miles away, who contributed no proven threat.

I dedicate this song to you Hermes... aEmsjyUrslk

Get out.

My god, I have switched on to hear "Best Friend On The Payroll" and "Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself." I've not heard him attempt to play these two in years. Amazing. And the new album signals a great return to form after the trough of Ringleader of the Tormentors.

The Queen Is Dead - If not for hearing this I'm sure I'd still believe Oasis, Green Day or The Beatles were the pinnacle of music. Purchased it on vinyl from a car boot sale when I was 13. To hear "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" at that age was nothing less than orgasmic. I don't even think it is The Smiths' best album, but it motivated me to buy the back catalogue throughout my teens. Only a handful of other people in school had a clue who Morrissey was too, which made it all the more special. Rarely listen to it these days, but it is the first real album I can claim to love. In one fell swoop, Blue Lines by Massive Attack blew open all my ignorance and uninformed views of certan musical genres and styles. Got me into a litany of new acts, introduced me to hip hop, reggae, electronica and ambient music. Used to be the standard album to listen to after a night out, great times. Bubbling under, I listened to A Certain Trigger by Maximo Park, The Futureheads' first album, Capture/Release by The Rakes, Different Class by Pulp and OK Computer by Radiohead endlessly throughout my student years and they all remind me of those three years in their different ways.

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Too swet for regular consumption, but I would put them in the small list of chocolate products I get on with - namely Double Decker, Lion bar and Boost.

There are three things wrong with modern England. One, Jamie Oliver, two, Jamie Oliver and three, Jamie Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.

Would anybody on here really expect a station like Setanta to have a grain of impartiality?

"Ste" - is that an accepted name? Never met anybody called that. Gareth is a really bad name.

He and the Beatles = unnecessary, unjustified hyperbole.

Narcissist. How do find something like that out? They are marked at Level 1,2,3 ad nauseam aren't they?

Autofellatio; a life skill one likes the sound of but would probably be not all that great.

Both shit.

Are you a Cobra drinker or are you buying it just because it's Indian? If it's the latter, I owe you rep.

"Ulster fry" - that surely can't be real?

Morrissey, MEN, 22/05/04.

Ooofff! The Bristolians of the world will be writing in in their droves!

Off the top of my head, Stephen K. Amos and Simon Amstell. I reckon both Alan Carr and JLC are pretty good. Funnily though, I found the Friday/Sunday Night Project to be a turgid, inconsequential grain of smeg.

I would define my diet as pescetarian but describe myself as vegetarian due to social ease. The main reasons I chose to avoid meat were being the health benefits, being skint as a student and a defiant hatred of the meat trade. However, I never quit fish as it is very healthy and tuna was really cheap in Aldi. When people generally discover you don't eat meat their whole demeanour changes, they will ask why and drop the predictable line "I couldn't give up bacon/steak/McDonalds." It is a pain in the arse attempting to advocate what you eat. There is definitely social pressure on proper vegetarians, so imagine trying to justify the fact you refuse to eat meat but still indulge in seafood. I am regularly accused of hypocrisy (from meat eaters and vegetarian snobs) so generally to avoid the bullshit I'll say I am vegetarian. Mark Kermode said "fish deserve to die for failing to evolve out of the oceans" and, while that is obviously a tongue in cheek statement, I think he has a point. I'll try to eat seafood that is responsibly caught, and will generally go for the vegetarian option when eating out as the fish on the menu is invariably bland.

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