Dr.Filth

Is the right answer.

That's fucking ace that!

Ancelotti wins this months LMA 'Spot the cunt' competition.

Roy recreates his favourite album cover in the hope that Lucas will spontaneously combust.

CP: "We managed to rectify it though 'cos it now says 'cook' where it once said 'COCK' and it says 'pass' now where it once said 'PISS'"

RH: "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent........"

Same here.

Wet Farter - Gangster returns to his native North East to avenge his brother's murder but has a dodgy curry and ends up with chronic diarrhoea.

It's about time he got off his fat papal arse and said something. Call himself a red!!

Crown of Love - Arcade Fire Girl on the Wing - The Shins King of the Rodeo - Kings of Leon Your Mind and We Belong Together - Love(Forever Changes Concert) Gates of Eden - Bob Dylan if we're doing 10.... Forests and Sands - Camera Obscura Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley Cold Turkey - John Lennon Unravel - Bjork Sit Down. Stand Up. (Snakes & Ladders) - Radiohead

The way technology advances the current panels might be obsolete in 10-12 years though. I'd be inclined to hang on a few years personally, something could come around giving far better savings. It's also worth noting that you need a South facing unshaded roof (check!) at a minimum size of 24 square metres (d'oh!).

This is it for me. It's not just our club that's dying a slow death, top flight football on the whole is terminally ill. I reluctantly renewed my season ticket in the summer in the hope of new owners to go with the new manager and I'm seriously gutted I did. Even if we do get bought does anyone honestly believe it's gonna be the same club we all grew up supporting? I went to watch AFC Liverpool for the first time last Saturday and I can honestly say it was the first time I've walked out of a match excitedly looking forward to the next one, for as long as I can remember. I was talking to the missus about it on Sunday and she said to me, "You're going the real match today aren't you?" The fucking irony!! The AFC game was the closest thing to 'real' football I'd seen in years! Fast forward a few hours and I'm trudging out of Anfield depressed after sitting through yet more shite. I'm at the point were I couldn't give a fuck anymore as it's gonna have to get a whole lot worse before it gets better. And anyway, there's always another Saturday afternoon (remember them?) in Prescot to look forward to. Try it one week, seriously. It's liberating. .

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Immense. Repped.

What the fuck is a gunt?

Repped.

Finney on the minge.

Leg!

This is pretty heartwarming stuff. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/93574-im-so-nervous-dont-know-what-do.html

SOS members get discount anyway, can't remember how much though.

I sincerely hope Simon rises to the top of this profession. Can you imagine if he got his own cookery show? It'd be the greatest thing on television

Here's one of the passengers after it landed. [YOUTUBE]qGJyOkKmYeM[/YOUTUBE]

Knowing our luck we'll probably end up with this loon...