Lallana fancies Anfield switch?

Lallana is boss. If you don't think he's boss then you obviously haven't played Football Manager.

Oh right, I'm a moron because I don't think Lallana would be a good signing or that he's worth £24m, a bit more of what we paid for Suarez, or because I think Konoplyanka is a much better player.. Whatever.

Remind me, who else is interested in Lallana? Why's his price so high?

He wasnt gettting game time was he.  Mazzarri didnt seem to rate him. Unsure whether the position has changed.

Kovacic is a much bigger gamble than Lallana. I reckon 15 - 20m is a decent bit of business for a player of known quality. We know he can do it in the PL and BR may be able to improve him. Probably looking at 10 - 12m for Kovacic but much higher risk. He may have tons of quality but if his head is fucked we may never get to see it. Plus what others have said about him not wanting to come etc.

It's a yes from me. I think £22 million would be a decent price.

Oh right, I'm a moron because I don't think Lallana would be a good signing or that he's worth £24m, a bit more of what we paid for Suarez, or because I think Konoplyanka is a much better player.. Whatever.

 

Remind me, who else is interested in Lallana? Why's his price so high?

United and Chelsea according to the same sources saying we are in for him. Starting bid of 15m. I'd suggest taking the entire thing with a pinch of salt. Really classy player, but totally different to Konoplyanka.

I don't think he's what we need. I'd much prefer so much money being spent on a direct, pacy attacker and/or a more physical midfielder.

We've got Suso returning, I'd rather see him given a chance to compete with Coutihno and Sterling. Rodgers needs to address getting in the the attacker and midfielder described above along with a couple of excellent full backs.

Mourinho splashing the cash on Lallana? I don't see that happening. Sorry.

I am not convinced by this guy, same way I was never convinced by Aspas. One good season and that's it.  But if the manager really wants him then, we should get him.

Won't Suso be sold? La Liga seems to suit his pace of play more.

Lallana is a proper bird's porno name.

Won't Suso be sold? La Liga seems to suit his pace of play more.

Fucking hope not.

Lallana was a bench player for Southampton last season. Haven't we learnt our lesson about buying flavour of the month players?

Hope not, decent player but we've got to improve our squad with CL level players.

It's a Comolli signing really. Wait for a player with a bang average career to have an exceptionally good season, then sign him for 4 or 5 times more than he's ever been worth before and pray he's not another Zaki, Jones, Downing, Carroll, Adam, Mido, Santa Cruz, Zarate, Nugent, Papiss Cisse, Jeffers, Drenthe, Michu, Babel, Alfonso Alves (I could go on forever) etc.

Michu has been injured nearly all season, bit harsh lumping him in with that lot.  

He was quality last season and could be when he returns from injury.

Don't we have to buy some Englanders for the CL squad ratios or something?  He's one of the better Englanders available at the moment so a move would make sense.

Lallana is a proper bird's porno name.

Can wank you off with either hand.

Pace pace pace. The first signing we make should be a rapid wide man to help take the strain off Sterling.

We'd be a very different side without Sterling, there's simply nobody else like him in our squad.

Lacazette interests me, and I wouldn't give up on Ben Arfa yet, if anyone can sort out a bad attitude it's Brendan.

And Rakitic, that's a given, but of course the disgusting slags will bring their purses, stuffed with money stolen from burning Russian villages.

I'd also like to snaffle Mangala from under city's noses.

Iturbe from Porto.

But I'm going to be honest, I want Borini at this club. He's top class and I love the swarthy cunt.

Tevez talk is rediculous. He's a top,player but he's a mercenary, he's the exact opposite of what FSG and Rodgers want.

I wonder if PSG would consider selling Lucas Moura? He doesn't seem to have taken off there, but the lad could explode soon.

Lallana was a bench player for Southampton last season. Haven't we learnt our lesson about buying flavour of the month players?

He wasn't. He was the captain and made 30 appearances. He came second in their fans player of the year award to top scorer Rickie Lambert.

lallana la'

La' la? Na.

Laaaaaaa la la la la lallana la la lallana, la.

Lacazette interests me, and I wouldn't give up on Ben Arfa yet, if anyone can sort out a bad attitude it's Brendan.

Getting the strong impression even Ben Arfa has given up on Ben Arfa.

Looking at players with one year left on their contract this summer....

James Milner

Hatem Ben Arfa

Micah Richards

Claudio Yacob

Fabian Delph

Jordon Mutch

Toni Kroos

KJ Huntelaar

Karin Benzema

Ivan Rakitic

Iker Munain

Alvaro Morata

Ibrahim Afellay

Isaac Cuenca

Andre Ayew

Yoann Goircuff

Jeremy Menez expires THIS summer

Bafetimi Gomis THIS SUMMER

Fred

Alexander Pato

Jorge Valdivia

Juan Vargas THIS SUMMER

Miralen Pjanic

Giampaolo Pazzini

Sebastian Giovinco

Ignacio Abate

Dominick Berrardi

Nigel De Jong

Vasilis torosidis

Dusan Tadic

Alfred Finbogossan

Giorgino Wijnaldum

Stefan De Vrij

Zachariah Bakkali

Ezequiel Garay

Maxi Perreira

Alan Dzagoev

Seydou Doumbia

Rasmus Elm

Balazc dzsudzsak

I'd prefer Milner and Ben Arfa over Lallana every day of the week.

I had Racquet itch once, but I got some cream and it cleared right up.

Pace pace pace. The first signing we make should be a rapid wide man to help take the strain off Sterling.

 

We'd be a very different side without Sterling, there's simply nobody else like him in our squad.

 

Lacazette interests me, and I wouldn't give up on Ben Arfa yet, if anyone can sort out a bad attitude it's Brendan.

 

And Rakitic, that's a given, but of course the disgusting slags will bring their purses, stuffed with money stolen from burning Russian villages.

 

I'd also like to snaffle Mangala from under city's noses.

 

Iturbe from Porto.

 

But I'm going to be honest, I want Borini at this club. He's top class and I love the swarthy cunt.

 

Tevez talk is rediculous. He's a top,player but he's a mercenary, he's the exact opposite of what FSG and Rodgers want.

 

I wonder if PSG would consider selling Lucas Moura? He doesn't seem to have taken off there, but the lad could explode soon.

Got to challenge you on this one.

We have no left back. We have played most of the season with a right back at left back. How can that not be the absolutely top priority role to fill. By a country mile.

No-one knows if Enrique will ever play for us again so we cannot put all our eggs in that basket.  

We need a quality left back.