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Captain Willard

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  1. People who won’t leave the house promptly. Mrs Williard comes out, remembers something goes back in “for a moment” and takes ages to reappear whilst I’m left sitting in the car waiting. Drives me fucking mad.
  2. Bring consistently late is a sign of a selfish fucker who doesn’t have to work for a living.
  3. Just brilliant. DM ing women to point out the population of their towns and why they are not small town girls. Made me laugh out loud on a conference call.
  4. In terms of scale, probably the biggest financial scam in human history. Billions transferred from the European working class tax payer to millionaire landowners over decades and all in plain sight. It’s unbelievable that anyone on the left could defend this.
  5. Still can't comprehend the mentality of the person who voted for malted milk
  6. 1. Didn’t go to Istanbul because of work 2. married too young too often 3. Didn’t buy any shares in Apple,Amazon etc
  7. She’s got a terrible reputation as a sex addict in the party. Worse than Johnson. Allegedly she recently got off with a guest at a fund raiser, rescheduled her after dinner speech to be pre dinner and left early to go their hotel room.
  8. Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with people. Where does this anger come from ?
  9. I’m late out of the traps for this.
  10. I had a big work trip to Europe planned for this week. Booked hotels, flights, Covid tests, night out with colleagues in Amsterdam etc etc. Left everything out on the table whilst I popped out then came back to this...... Now trip is gone and I have to drive to fucking South Wales on Wednesday morning to get a replacement. I hate the fucking dog.
  11. Do I get a badge with my name on it and the opportunity to earn 5 merit stars ?
  12. Maybe start with training on grammar “to a to” ?
  13. Can we agree that people who shout out between service games are total cunts
  14. In laboratory experiments, cats make more right wing choices than dogs.
  15. I wasn’t planning that, I think the post would work.
  16. Watched “Come and See “ for the second time whilst doing the ironing. Must be the most harrowing war film of all time, makes any western WW2 film look like they made by Disney. Will have those images in my head all weekend now. Highly recommended but beware it’s as bleak as fuck and based on true events.
  17. Ullie is on that SAS thing. She's using it as a therapy session, she's got a lot of issues that's for sure. I feel sorry for her. She comes across as a pretty decent woman albeit massively damaged by the whole celeb process.
  18. Lady killers Layer cake lavender hill mob Dog day afternoon
  19. Yes - almont and butler Common people - pulp How soon is now - smiths
  20. So do I. If this photo had been more widely available, the remain vote would have won by a landslide.
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