Harry's Lad

I've had a NatWest one since they shut our branch down. I've never used it and I'm not likely to either.

Prawn Cocktail crisps?, empty bleach bottles aren't the only things that should be chucked in the bin. The right bin of course.

In that case I'll upload a high definition picture of my arse.

Teresa Glover, mother of Ian has died aged 83. She was one of the great campaigners for truth and justice for her son and the Hillsborough victims. May she rest in peace.

I remember one of those fellas opening a bag of rolls and them all spilling out on the ground outside Anfield and the cunt picking them up and cramming them back in the bag quick probably hoping nobody noticed. No thank you very much.

Aah, Blacklers. I can still remember going there for a ride on Blackie the rocking horse when I was little. We'll never get to see the likes of that place or Lewis's again sadly.

Fuck off Watkins

Great goal.

Great defending Tsimikas

He is. Just not at football.

Keita ffs

Villa fans channelling their inner Everton.

Dreading it, all the whinging and wailing, sporting events cancelled, wall to wall coverage for fucking months, God help us.

The only one I've ever met was Princess Alexandre who was Colonel in chief of my Brother in laws regiment when there was an annual parade in late 1984. I'm no royalist, I think the monarchy should be abolished and always have, but at the reception in the mess hall she stopped to talk to me. In all honesty she was quite charming and spoke to me for a few minutes, idle chit chat mainly but she did show an interest because my Mrs was up the duff. As she was ushered on she wished me luck and said it was lovely to meet me. My reply was aye, and you Queen. Frowns from her entourage but a smile and a quick glance upward from her Etiquette lads, etiquette.

This thread needs some Pistols.

Miriam Margolyes is boss.

I used to think that back in the early 80's when things were really bad for my generation. Millions were out of work and skint. Thatchers government couldn't care less. Fast forward 40 years and we have millions of people working who are skint, unable to heat their homes and have to use foodbanks to feed their families knowing things are about to get much worse. Johnsons government couldn't care less and are laughing their cocks off at the plight of the poor while actively lining their own pockets. Looking back, the 80's were halcyon days compared to these.

Fucking pickled onion fetishists. I thought I'd seen it all. Perverts. No other word to describe you. But this is the GF, you'll consider that a compliment.

Taint. Pickled Onions fucking stink. They got the smell of the Pickled onion flavour bang on. Would you stick your tongue down a birds throat after she'd been eating them? They'd overpower garlic. Taint.

So the pickled onion ones taint everything else? No ta.

Photos or GTFO.

In the correct thread this time. Season Ticket Holder 2,792 4,769 posts Location- I'm gone man. Solid gone. Posted today, 09:28:17 I read something last week about an escapologist who had been on Britain's Got Talent. Apparently one of his stunts went badly wrong. He had been hung upside down between two cars and the cars fell or something both going on fire. He also fell, breaking his hip, severing his spinal cord so is paralysed and suffering burns. He died on the operating table and they brought him back. (If it was me I'd wish they'd let me go and hate them for that tbh) and reading the article I was thinking 'you poor bastard'. Anyway, the girl he was with is marrying him, so good on her for that, but what made me laugh was when the article said that he had now retired from escapology. You don't say...

Edit, sorry wrong thread. Should have been the serious things you shouldn't laugh at thread. A bit hungover from yesterday.

I read something last week about an escapologist who had been on Britain's Got Talent. Apparently one of his stunts went badly wrong. He had been hung upside down between two cars and the cars fell or something both going on fire. He also fell, breaking his hip, severing his spinal cord so is paralysed and suffering burns. He died on the operating table and they brought him back. (If it was me I'd wish they'd let me go and hate them for that tbh) and reading the article I was thinking 'you poor bastard'. Anyway, the girl he was with is marrying him, so good on her for that, but what made me laugh was when the article said that he had now retired from escapology. You don't say...