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    Didn't have enough money the first time so brought some more Doe.
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    He looks like hes been dunkin for chips.
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    Best chippy i have ever been to is the Dolphin in Peterhead. Right next door to the fish-market on the harbour.
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    Will never tire of watching this film. Easily in my top 10.
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    In my humble opinion Kenny Dalglish is the single greatest footballing humanitarian to walk this earth. Of the current crop Robbo and Mane seem to be cut form the same cloth but not as well tailored as the King. My favourite kicker of a ball in our team however is Virg. I never ever get worried when I see him going toward the ball.
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    Where was i when you said this. I must have left the room just after you said we would not win.
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    Coffee

    Qwikage replied to Oh Buoy's topic in GF - General Forum

    The benefit of buying direct form them is they roast it on the day of dispatch so it's really fresh when you get it. Postage is extra so you might want to try a couple. I have tried their blends which were not bad but nowhere near as good as the single bean varieties. I really like the Natural Bourbon beans as they produce a fantastically smooth espresso shot and make a banging latte.
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    Coffee

    Qwikage replied to Oh Buoy's topic in GF - General Forum

    Spending a lot of time in "that there London" I drank loads of coffee to keep me awake form the sheer fucking tedium of it all. When lockdown hit, got myself a coffee machine and it's astonishing the difference in quality form the high street shit. I get my coffee from this site and it is superb. https://www.hasbean.co.uk/collections/coffee?page=1 I get the whole beans but they do ground as well.
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    I really do not understand how Luiz has managed to play for so many top tier clubs. He is absolutely shocking. An out and out liability.
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    This lack of football is doing my head in. I am immensely proud of our club and all it has achieved recently (and over the years) but fuck me if I don't find myself looking at this thread every time hoping we have signed Mbappe, Werner , Havertz , Sancho and just about every fucker who has kicked a ball well over the last years. What a cunt! Can we please just win the league so I can get back to not giving a fuck because we have the best manager in the world and I trust his judgement.
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    Apparently he was a clumsy dyslexic. He chipped our bomber.
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    Used to eat these as a kid. I used to glow in the dark after eating 2 packets.
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    I would like to kiss her on the mouth and give her the lid off my Petit Filou to lick.
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    A similar experience: North East coast of Scotland mid eighties, out with the lads and managed to persuade a female barely on the right side of being legally responsible for her actions through drink, to take me back to her parents place. Lights off in the living room in order not to wake the parents , got the desired outcome and noted to self that i was fucking good at this sex thing as she was on the more extreme ends of moistness. Left soon thereafter. Turns out I am not as good as I thought I was as she had taken her period mid coitus and deposited it all over her Mums 3 day old beige velour couch. Her Mum was asking about me too.
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    That seems unusually specific?
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    Recently done both and what I did worked for me: 1. Getting the whole house done will involve serious money. Therefore I bartered with the supplier to fit free and take away the old carpet as part of the deal. 2. Asked about for a recommended kitchen fitter with references. He brought a variety of brochures from trade suppliers and we chose what we wanted. He supplied and fitted and was around 20% cheaper overall than doing it direct. Hope this helps and good luck.
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    Dog Pics

    Qwikage replied to odris's topic in GF - General Forum

    She looks absolutely adorable mate and a little overwhelmed. Wife worked in an animal shelter as a behaviorist so she used to bring the ones who struggled in kennels home so we could help them to adjust before rehoming (they did not all go to homes hence why we eneded up with 12 at one point). Trust me, with time she will rule the roost and you will all become her servants, quite rightly so.
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    You would struggle to bend a pipe cleaner into that shape.
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    Is this where we comment on Section's Trump post?
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    Joke!

    Qwikage replied to HATCH's topic in GF - General Forum

    Teacher: "Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1, how many birds are left?" Billy: "None the others will fly away" Teacher: "The answer is 4 but i like the way you think" Billy: " I have a question for you Miss. There are 3 women eating ice cream, 1 licking , 1 biting and 1 sucking. Which one is married?" Teacher nervously answers "The one sucking" Billy: "The answer is the one with the wedding ring on but i like the way you think"
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