Oh Buoy

McGrief.

Fucking woeful.

Just showed my misses the MoneySavingExpert fella and Edwina Currie's exchange and she asked, "is that Margaret Thatcher?". Yes, the ole witch has returned from the dead to tell us to put tin foil behind our radiators.

Joe is fucking Anny Road. What a curve-ball.

Melo to come on and score an OG. Can't wait.

Apparently there's a new social media lads. https://bere.al/en Sounds fucking awful.

Here's the review:

Apparently in Total Fitness near ours, someone had a full on shave in the Jacuzzi/"Hydro Pool". Imagine that.

I like this post.

The boy identifies as a woman.

It's good but feels a little slow at the moment. Hope someone merks the King for being a boring bastard and shagging his daughters mate. There's been loads of references to potential shaggees, weirdly they've either been 14 or 2 years of age. It was nice that he laughed when the hand suggested he bum the 2y/o because we're reaching passive pedophilia at this rate. House of Nonce.

Lorry drivers. Up there with taxi drivers and white van cunts with their self-entitlement behaviour.

Kekks are down as we speak mate. Look at all that financial support she's dishing out the saucy minx.

Keep getting distracted by the advertisements on this site.

She has this annoying tact where she makes a point but says it in a way where you expect her to keep talking but she just stops and looks up. "Yesterday, I had an incredible experience. I went outside to the bus stop..............." *awkward silence* *Applause?*

Almost at the end of episode one. Prince Haaland is a fucking ruthless cunt.

Asked that question myself when I saw the queues. Decided to take the hit and got one. I still don't understand what the fuck it is. In short, it's some fizzy juice with balls in that either pop or are chewy. It was rank and binned it after 2 sips.

Made up we singed him, loved him as a kid. Everyday when you're walking down the street and everybody that you meet has an original point of view... Hey!

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I fucking hate this shitshow of a country.

You've been told the Gunpowder Plot is back on and you're allowed to place one person in Parliament. Who you putting in? I'll start: Jacob Rees-Mogg

Needed that. Up the fucking reds.

Don't give them ideas mate.