Mook

If you keep going on about it, I'll wear it next time I'm at a game and follow you about like some sort of gay, cowboy shadow. And nobody wants that.

Didn't get much love last time I posted her in here but fuck it, Selena Gomez.

Get health & safety on to whoever has left their bag like that, stomach churning stuff seeing that there, someone could get killed. Also, the Cote Spezials you have on are smart, the old man stinking of piss on the way to get his paper ones you've posted above, are not.

Just clocked this...

Lethal Weapon 5.

"Does this mean I ate a pair of trousers in your restaurant last week?"

This shit needs repped to fuck, sorry I'm out. For the record I saw who was going to be in it & made the decision that I will never watch it, it's like Coppola casting a load of cunts from Home & Away in The Godfather Part II.

Fuck, I completely forgot Fargo, both series' of that were brilliant as well, I think the first one maybe just edged it. And Lilyhammer was really good, forgot that one too. And Narcos, I was gutted when that finished. Edit - sorry Longo.

I think in terms of the recent trendy tv programmes I've watched the best one for me was the first series of True Detective, it was absolutely fucking brilliant. Behind that, you've got The Sopranos, which was great too although there were so many episodes that it did lag in places for me (having said that the 2nd series was superb from start to finish). Breaking Bad was very good as well although again it did lag a bit & I was never 100% convinced by Walter's transformation from nice family guy to drug overlord. Better Call Saul, 1st series was a bit slow but the 2nd was magic & I can't wait for the 3rd one to start now (next month I believe). The Wire, I struggled a bit with, I'll maybe need to go back to that one. Dexter was a load of shite but it was maybe the most addictive of all the ones I watched, I would recommend giving it a shot anyway. I have no interest in Dragons & the like so won't be bothering with Game of Thrones & I've never had Sky Atlantic so have missed out on all their other stuff too (really fancy Boardwalk Empire).

£20 a month on your hair? Fucking hell. I get mine chopped off for £9 & then let it grow for 6 months before bothering my arse to go back, £18 a year it costs me. I do look a complete cunt though.

If that's the standard of bird he was rattling then he's welcome to it. She's got a head like a fucking anvil.

It's brilliant that there's footage of it to watch but I think it's quite sad in that it shows how much Pete Townshend thought of Keith Moon as a drummer, can you imagine Led Zeppelin going on with a gig if John Bonham collapsed (he did, after three songs in Nuremberg in 1980 & they cancelled it). I'm pretty sure Townshend made some disparaging comments about his drumming after he died as well, only nowadays he seems to have the realisation of what they had on their hands there, which is a shame I think.

None of things that you want or we need are happening anytime soon. To summarise, we're fucked and leaving the EU was a huge mistake.

I wouldn't partake myself but I wouldn't be terribly unhappy if some Scottish separatist group decided to start blowing up tory politicians.

I'm not sure, he's 26, a bit more clean cut & seems to get a new job every 6 months to a year so he's probably a lot better at the whole game. Stringy, good shout on the drumming thing, my hands aren't great with tendinitis but I could certainly help people with reading, rudiments & applying them to the drum kit, believe it or not I could quite easily do tennis coaching if I got myself fit.

Ha ha, thanks for the replies (sorry I'm out of rep). I can't drive NP so I'm not sure I'm cut out for a job as a bus driver. Dougie, I didn't mean I'm past it in terms of getting jobs, more that people who do jobs about my level in an office are more likely to be in their 20s, I spent too long dicking about trying to be a musician & have landed myself in a bit of a corner. If you were an employer would you take on a 25 year old or a 38 year old with the same qualifications? I suppose some people might take on the 38 year old with the mortgage & the family because they have everything to lose. I think I need to be a bit more positive but it's difficult at the moment when I feel like I have this impending doom of being laid off around the corner.

It's good advice that, thanks. I'm already doing a course at night through my job which will last until February 2018 & given we've got a one year old running about in the house, it would be taking the piss if I went for anything else until that's done. You're right about getting a job though, the biggest laugh is, the boy who sits next to me, sits & does absolutely fuck all every day while I do everything & he got a new job no bother & is leaving at the end of March. Being a hard worker counts for absolutely fuck all when you're trying to get a job.

I'm having some issues here, I've applied for 5 jobs in the last couple of weeks & have had 4 rejection e-mails & one who didn't bother their arse to reply. I appear to have ended up in position where I'm a bit too old (38), have no career qualifications, get paid more than most people in my position (not an awful lot btw) but can't afford to take a pay cut (due to my mortgage payments). I also have a job where I have to work with someone I can't stand, the Company has decided to sell our division this year, my boss will retire in the next 3 years & our Director has admitted that he'll shut down the Edinburgh office when she goes so I don't have any job security further ahead than the end of 2017. I'm fucking pissed off with it & the other thing is I'm dreading actually getting an interview somewhere because I'm awful at them.

He's not really defying the odds though, he comes from money & has the Industry on his side. I think his songs are shite myself but he does have a talent for writing & performing popular music, you can't really take that away from the fat ginger cunt.

Can we chip in to get njackets some English classes or something? I'm sure Champ has some money left over from Stevebaby's banner. Either that or I'll have to stop reading this thread because his posts are like staring at a Union Flag for 24hrs whilst on really bad acid.

I delete them all as soon as they're sent or received but IT can dig old deleted items out no problem, as I've found to my cost in other jobs.

I sent an e-mail taking the piss out of a stupid question my boss asked someone this morning, to my boss. I fucking hate myself today. If she decides to get IT to dig out all my piss taking e-mails I send to the boy we work with, I'm in serious shit.

Got on my train this morning, looked a girl up & down, turned round & who was sitting staring right at me? My Mum. Be warned, they're everywhere.

I think this thread has reached its nadir, whoever came up with that shite should be stoned to death, brought back to life & then sent back in time to a Japanese PoW camp in World War 2, where they can be painfully tortured until dead. And then shot.

I fucking hate those phone calls, you get the house to yourself for about 20 minutes a day when you get home from work & they want you to spend it on the phone to them, when they're on their way home anyway. "How was work?" "Fuck off I'm trying to have a wank here."