Bruce Spanner

A picture from last year against the judicial reforms...

Currently 1 in 3 people are wearing those trabs in London Town, they've done their research... EDIT: Just noticed the laces. I'm now even more convninced that they are trying to bring him down from the inside as a bet.

Made this for tea tonight and it was fucking amazing, sorry no pics as we just stuffed it in our gobs... Served it with some seared broccoli with miso dressing. I can't tell you how good it is.

Awful.

Its almost like some folk don’t know where the term ‘meme’, in modern parlance, comes from.

A nice, comfortable 0-8 will be just grand tomorrow. No stress, just go in and get the job done.

If she takes over the Tories will tank harder than the Panzer divisions in blitzkrieg operations. The public are done, another, unelected, change will cause riots.

I hope it fucking well does. if I was gaffer you lot would still be doing laps of the training pitch as punishment.

‘Yeah, but what about **insert random unconnected tweet**. Not so cleaver are you now **insert personalised, yet totally removed from reality insult**’

I assumed we’d bury them afterwards, but hey-ho…

TV presenters, especially newsreaders, who can not tie a tie. You must have a team in wardrobe, ask for a double fucking Windsor you fucking clowns.

Nothing more Tory than selling their own nan… https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/04/tories-planned-to-make-millions-from-members-data-with-true-blue-app

Not gonna lie, got a lot of time for Ben White. Very good at a job he hates, but pays insane money. Turns up, does his job, fucks off out and bangs dim witted models in shit clubs/hotels/countries and doesn't give a second thought to his day job.

When you have the stiffs out and they aren't used to playing/organising together.

Are the Clampits really singing 'Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that'? Wild if true, and totally on brand.

Should have put a bet on...

At what time do you think you'll be turning off Arsenal and The Clampits? I reckon Arse around 28 minutes and City 12. Might get to catch up on Man Vs Food if all goes as expected.

Yes and the new childcare provision they have tried to trumpet despite everyone knowing it won't fucking work. Fuck the old, God save the King.

PS: Tomorrow sees the start of forrins only being allowed in if they earn near 40K, and obviously want to leave their spouse, kids and home behind to come and live in Blighty's hostile enviroment. God save the fucking King!

Starting to think we didn't make the most of these Brexit freedoms... 'Post Brexit “common user charge” for inspection of food/ plant imports from the EU from later this month… £10 or £29 for every different type, even for small consignments … charge capped at £145 for a mixed consignment with fish, salami, cheese, sausage and yoghurt This is what industry called the “Brexit Border food import tax” when they tried to delay it (successfully)… and multiple industry bodies not happy: “Quite brutal” said one privately saying reality is lots of small importers now paying £145 for even a small mixed consignment Cold Chain Federation: “extremely disappointing… last minute, leaving affected businesses little time … reinforces the Government’s slapdash approach … “Our main concern is that this is now certain to negatively affect food prices”. Horticultural Trade Association : “policy that feels like it is constructed on back of envelope at best...come at worst time...undoubtedly increase costs. increase likelihood of empty shelves.” “announcement at eleventh hour confirms our fears in just one month, UK horticulture’s competitiveness again hit for no material gain” Government says that this is necessary for biosecurity, and farming groups and other have called for a level period as Uk exporters are charged the equivalent of these fees when exporting from GB to EU… applies to all medium-high risk imports even if not actually inspected…' We should just tell Johnny Foreigner that we're bloody British and they can like it or lump it, God save the King.

It'd be worth it for the shit eating grin during the press conference. 'I believe you're keen on the work of Cruyff here? So am I, but I noticed a couple of flaws in his philosophy which I'll be putting right while I'm here and showing you all Brendanitoball in its all conqurering glory. You got any bueno secreteries around here, mines getting a bit ropey now and I'm due an upgrade Me lo agradecerás luego, adiós'

Now, don't dismiss it out of hand, but how about Senor Rodgers with tres sobres for the Catalan cunts?

That’s why this is a real issue, https://www.london.gov.uk/who-we-are/what-london-assembly-does/questions-mayor/find-an-answer/police-attending-mental-health-calls Police will no longer attend serious mental health calls, as they believe it should be social services and the NHS. If only they could find a common theme on why they’re underfunded, demonised and severely lacking in joined up thinking and leadership?

Surely we’d want a Portuguese football manager? Fucking nerds trying to be too clever again!